Joke #1324

Yo momma is so stupid, when your were born she looked at your embelical cord and says "It comes with cable!"

The only qualification for working at an airline is making a confused face at a monitor.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.