Q: What do New Year's Parades have in common with Santa Claus? A: No one is awake to see either of them.
My New Year's resolution is to stop hanging out with people who ask me about my New Year's resolutions.
The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
Thanksgiving is the day men start getting in shape... to play Santa Claus.
How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
Q: What's the forecast for New Year's Eve? A: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
Chuck starts the new year by roundhouse kicking the old one.
You don't have to wait until midnight to see my balls drop.
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status? A: Elf-employed.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!