Q: What do New Year's Parades have in common with Santa Claus?
A: No one is awake to see either of them.
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The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real.
It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
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Just got out of prison after attacking a man on New years eve.
Excuse me for getting nervous while an Arab was counting down from ten.
Q: Why does Santa have an accountant in the USA?
A: So he can avoid Gift Taxes.
Q: What's the forecast for New Year's Eve?
A: Mostly drunk with a slight chance of passing out.
Q: What does it mean if you were born in September?
A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
Q: What is Father Christmas's tax status?
A: Elf-employed.
Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve?
A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck.
There can only be 1 living legend.
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