Joke #13404

Q: What do New Year's Parades have in common with Santa Claus? A: No one is awake to see either of them.
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Sunday school teacher asked Little Johnny, "Do you believe in the Devil?" "No," said Little Johnny. "It's the same as Santa Claus. I know it's my daddy."
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Q: What does it mean if you were born in September? A: That your parents started the new year with a bang!
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The pregnancy report of Santu’s wife came. Doctor said, "Oh, nothing to get excited, it was just the gas problem." Santu looks up at the sky towards the God and says, "Lord, What have you given me, a penis or an Air Pump."
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Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
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One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister." Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."
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On New Year's Eve, Marilyn stood up in the local pub and said that it was time to get ready. At the stroke of midnight, she wanted every husband to be standing next to the one person who made his life worth living. Well, it was kind of embarrassing. As the clock struck, the bartender was almost crushed to death.
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Santa Claus asks Chuck Norris for presents.
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This woman walks into a tattoo parlor and asks for a tattoo of a christmas tree on her right inner thigh and a cocktail drink on her left inner thigh. The tatoo artist say thats an unusual request. "Why do you want two tattoos there?" So she says "Because my husband needs to eat between christmas and new years."
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Q: What do you tell someone you didn't see at New Year's Eve? A: I haven't seen you for a year!
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How does Santa's accountant value his sleigh? Net Present Value.
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