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She showed it to me, and it was BDSM.
She asked me "What we should do?"
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She belted me with the magazine.
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Yo mama's so stupid when she cries for help she says "come here please".
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What did the flower say to be the bee?
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People say that time heals all wounds.
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A white boy and a black boy were arguing one day.
The white boy screams "God is white!"
The black boy screams "God is black!"
This goes on and on for about an hour when all of a sudden there comes a loud crack of lightning and the heavens open up and a booming voice says "I am what I am."
The white boy jumps up and says "See, I told you so!"
To which the black boy says "How does that prove God's white?"
The white boy replies "Because if God were black he would have said, "I is what I is."
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Q: What has a key but no lock and has space but no room?
A: A computer?
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