Wanna hear a pencil joke?
Ugh, nevermind, it's pointless.
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Friend 2: "What? White?"
Friend 1: "No, expired."
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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I love the lines the men use to get us into bed: "Please, I'll only put it in for a minute."
What am I...? A microwave?
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Yo mama told me that she had some wrinkles in her feet ; I suggested to wear stocking.
She said : "Woo it is 50 years that I am wearing pants the chink of her ass hadn't been recovery!"
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Q: What is a difference between Ooooh and Aaaah?
A: Only 3 inches.
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Q: What do you call a pig who knows karate?
A: Pork Chop.
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A man is watching TV supping the fourth can from his six pack.
"Don't go", he suddenly yells at the screen.
"Do not enter that building. Turn around and walk away. Aargh, you stupid man."
His wife calls from the kitchen, "what on earth are you watching?"
"Our wedding video," he bravely answers.
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The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage.
She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns.
I look at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"
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Q: What did the letter O said to the letter Q?
A: Dude, your dick is hanging out.
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Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?"
She said, "Nope, just found one!"
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