I see you ordered the most expensive item on the menu for our first date.
I hope you realize that it comes with a side order of my dick.
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A young man and his date were parked on a back road some distance from town.
They were about to have sex when the girl stopped.
“I really should have mentioned this earlier, but I’m actually a hooker and I charge $20 for sex.”
The man reluctantly paid her, and they did their thing.
After a cigarette, the man just sat in the driver’s seat looking out the window.
“Why aren’t we going anywhere?” asked the girl.
“Well, I should have mentioned this before, but I’m actually a taxi driver, and the fare back to town is $25…”
Dating a stripper is like eating a noisy bag of chips in church... everyone looks at you in disgust, but deep down inside they want some too.
Wanna go on an 'ate' with me? I'll give you the 'D' later.
A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems.
This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy.
There is only one side effect.
That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
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A: A sperm whale.
Q: Why do C# programmers have trouble dating women?
A: They want women with class, but they treat them like objects.
Q: What do you call a lesbian with a big tongue?
A: Well hung.
Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
Q: Did you hear oxygen went on a date with potassium?
A: It went OK.
A man and woman were on their first date.
The woman was trying to make conversation and said, "So I hear you hunt deer."
The man looked away and turned red.
"What's wrong?" asked the woman.
"I'm not used to someone calling me dear on the first date," the man said.