Knock knock. Who's there? Urine. Urine who? Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
An eagle swoops down from the sky and eats a mouse. Three hours later, while the eagle is flying, the mouse sticks its head out of the eagle's butt and asks, "How high up are we?" "About 2,000 feet," the eagle replies. The mouse replies, "You ain't sh*ttin' me, are you?"
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
Q: Why do men fart louder than women? A: because they have a microphone and two speakers.
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.
I see, said the blind man, peeing into the wind. It's all coming back to me now.
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...? "It's open."
What's the difference between a dead baby and a table? You can't fuck a table.