Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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One day a man heard knocking at his door.
He opened the door only to see a small snail sitting there smiling.
The guy picked the snail up and threw it as far as he possibly could.
Three years later he heard knocking at the door again.
He opened the door to see the snail.
The snail said, "What the hell was that all about?"
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What's grosser than gross?
A bloody mary with curly, brittle hairs in it!
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How did Captain Hook die?
He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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Your fart's so loud, astronauts in space mistook your fart for a message from Houston!
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Teacher asks Little Johnny to use the word 'definitely' in a sentence.
Little Johnny replies, "Teacher, do farts have lumps in them?"
The Teacher says, "Of course not Johnny,"
To which Johnny replies, "Then I have definitely shit my pants then..."
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Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes?
A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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Kock, Knock
Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
After a long pause with a low voice:
My dick; dear!
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A guy gets out of the V.D.
Hospital and decides to a hire a hooker, since he's been without for so long.
Before long, he brings one home, and they have sex four times.
After it's over, he turns to her and tells her he hasn't had sex in four months because of being in the V.D. Hospital.
"How's the food there?" asks the hooker.
"Because I'm going in there tomorrow!"
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