Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.
Q: What did the basketball say to the player? A: Please don't shoot me.
Teacher: "What does a duck say?" Jenny: "Quack Quack" Teacher: "What does a cow say?" Madison: "Moo" Teacher: "What does a pig say?" Little Johnny: "A pig says *holds up gun* get on the wall, you motherfucker!"
The new office-boy came into his boss's office and said, "I think you re wanted on the phone, sir." "What d you mean, you think?" demanded the boss. "Well, sir, the phone rang, I answered it and a voice said is that you, you old fool?"
Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .