Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
Knock, knock. Who's there? Owls say. Owls say who? Yep, that they do.
Knock knock. Who's there? Hatch. Hatch who? Bless you.
Peter approaches the gates of Heaven. "Knock knock," says Peter. Miraculously, someone answers him. "Who's there," a voice in the distance asked. "God," says Peter. "God who," asked the voice? "GOD DAMMIT open these gates! I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
Knock-knock Who's there? Fuck. Fuck who? You.
Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
Knock, Knock! Who's there? D umbbell. Dumbbell who? Dumbbell doesn't work so I had to knock!
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