Knock, knock!
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W-H-O.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Me: "Will you Remember me in a day?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a month?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
Me: "Ok, I have a joke.
Her: "Ok."
Me: "Knock, knock."
Her: "Who's there?"
Me: "You didn't remember me."
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Knock,Knock,
Who is there?
Pen!
Pen who?
is...
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
FBI.
FB…
We are asking the questions here!
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Peter approaches the gates of Heaven.
"Knock knock," says Peter.
Miraculously, someone answers him.
"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
"God who," asked the voice?
"GOD DAMMIT open these gates!
I've been a good neighbor, loved my wife and lost my virginity, twice!"
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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One night, there was a knock on my door...
i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there...
Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea ....
i said to myself did he just mug me ....
I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night
Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.
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Knock Knock.
Who's There?
Justin.
Justin who?
Your justin time to wipe my ass!
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Two kids were talking together.
First: "My daddy is so tall that he can touch the clouds in the sky with his hands."
Second: "That is excellent. Does your daddy touch something soft and downy?"
First: "Yes, of course."
Second: "Those are my daddy's testicles."
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