Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Who's there?
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Déja who?
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Who's there?
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To who?
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Who's there?
I'm Mr, Farter.
Mr, Farter who?
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a week?"
Her: "Yes."
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Her: "Yes."
Me: "Will you remember me in a year?"
Her: "Yes."
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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