Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Chuck Norris was once part of a knock knock joke.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Who is there?
Suck, suck.
Suck, suck who?
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Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?"
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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