Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Who's there?
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"Knock knock," says Peter.
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"Who's there," a voice in the distance asked.
"God," says Peter.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
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Q: How can you tell there's an afterlife for lawyers?
A: Because after they die, they lie still.
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I bought a lottery ticket.
My son asked me: "Dady if your ticket wins $100,000 what will you do?"
I replied: "A travel to Europe, drink best and most expensive wines, making sex by the most beautiful actress and so on."
He again asked: "If unfortunately, your ticket didn't win what would be your action?"
I angrily gazed him then I told him: "I don't move here, drink some booze and beer; fuck your mother."