Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Figs who?
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Who's there?
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Justin who?
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Children brought up on a farm are often quite precocious.
A nun gave a lecture on the facts of life to the combined classes one day.
She thought the tiny tots would hardly know what her talk was all about so she left them in the classroom.
After a while she noticed little five year old Johnnie whispering with a little four year old Jane and she asked Johnnie what was the meaning of their whispering.
Johnnie stood up and asked, "Please sister, can a woman of four have a baby?"
"Of course not," answered the sister, quite flustered.
Johnnie turned to the little girl beside him and said, "Didn’t I tell you, you had nothing to worry about."
Knock-knock.
Who's there?
To.
To who?
No, to whom.
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I saw a girl crying, so I asked her "Where are your parents?" and she started crying even more.
Man, I love working at the orphanage.
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Urine.
Urine who?
Urine trouble if you don't open the door.
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Q: What happens if you eat yeast and shoe polish?
A: Every morning you'll rise and shine!
What is the difference between a fridge and a kid?
A fridge doesn't shout when you put your meat inside it.
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Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Opportunity.
Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!
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