Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
A couple had been married for 50 years and had raised a brood of 10 children and was blessed with 20 grandchildren. When asked the secret for staying together all that time, the wife replies, "Many years ago we made a promise to each other: the first one to pack up and leave has to take all the kids."
Kissing is a habit Fucking is a game Guys get all the pleasure Girls get all the pain The guy says I love you You believe its true But when your tummy starts to swell, He says 'to hell with you' 10 minutes of pleasure 9 months in pain 3 days in hospital A baby without a name The baby is a bastard The mother is a whore This never wouldn't have happened If the rubber wouldn't have torn
Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
What do Gary Glitter and Napalm have in common? Both can strip the clothes off a small Vietnamese child in under two seconds.
Knock Knock. Who's there! Ice cream! Ice cream who? Ice cream if you don't let me in!
A math teacher asks a pupil, what are 3, 5, 7 and 11? The pupil thinks for a moment and then replies, "On 3 there is cartoon network, on 5 we have cartoon network, on 7 dad checks out news-bulletin and the channel that comes by pressing 11 on the remote is FTV, which my brother watches late at night."