Joke #2186

Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!

A mother noticed her little dauther praying. "Please, God," the little girl kept saying. "Bless my father and my mother and make Melaka the capital city of Malaysia." "Why did you make such as strange request?" the mother asked. "Beacause that's what I wrote in my Geography test this morning!"

"Have you heard my knock-knock joke?" asked the blonde. "No," said the brunette. "Okay," said the blonde, "you start."

Q: What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? A: Hello, hello.

Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.

Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke? He won the "no-bell" prize!

Q: How big are the pastro's beds? A: Oh c'mon, it knows every little kid.

Knock knock. Who's there? FBI. FB… We are asking the questions here!

"Jeff, my child, your mother had to stay in the hospital for a few days, cause the stork that brought your baby brother bite her by accident." "Oh, gosh! What a terrible thing to happen to her after such a difficult birth!"