Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?
Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!
Knock knock. Who's there? Allahu Akbar. Allahu AK- BOOM!!!
A kid asks his father: Kid: Daddy why do i have to go to bed? Dad: Because the bed wont come to you.
Q: Why can't you tell blondes knock-knock jokes? A: Because they leave to go answer the door.
Teacher: What happened in 1869? Student: Mahatma Gandhi was born. Teacher: What happened in 1873? Student: Gandhi was four years old
Knock, knock! Who's there? Spell. Spell who? W-H-O.
Santa Claus arrives to a kindergarten and gives each child a present. Everybody received really cool presents – racing car models, ship models and similar. But one kid got only a pair of socks. A kid comes to him and teases him with his received brand new Formula 1 model and laughs at this socks-kid: LHey, what a shitty present you have received, look at my super car" said the kid offensively. "So what, at least I don't have cancer…"
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter? A: Sue. Q: And his son? A: Bill.
Bill and Marla decided that the only way to pull off a Sunday afternoon quickie with their 10-year-old son in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and order him to report on all the neighborhood activities. The boy began his commentary as his parents put their plan into operation. "There's a car being towed from the parking lot,"he said. "An ambulance just drove by." A few moments passed. "Looks like the Anderson's have company," he called out. "Matt`s riding a new bike and the Coopers are having sex." Mom and dad shot up in bed. "How do you know that?" the startled father asked. "Their kid is standing out on the balcony too," his son replied.