Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
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Owls say who?
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A young girl with a bag is crossing the customs.
Customs officers check her bag and find some kind of powder.
They ask the girl: "What kind of powder is that?"
"Heroin"
"But heroin is matte-white, and this powder is orange."
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Knock Knock
Who's there?
Muffikin
Muffikin who?
Muffikin fingers are trapped in the door.
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Q: What did the big turnip say to the little turnip
A: When did you turn up?
What did the green grape say to the purple grape?
Breath!!!!
Fast way to screw up someone's Knock Knock joke...?
"It's open."
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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