Joke #2186

Knock Knock! Who's there? Zany Zany who? Zany body home?

Knock Knock! Who's There? Figs Figs who? Figs the doorbell, it's broken!

Knock Knock! Who's there? Justin Justin who? Justin time for dinner!

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.

A mother goes to the market and leaves her lilttle boy in the house. Meanwhile, she leaves her phone charging on the floor in the house. Unfortunately, power goes off and there is a message that comes with a sound on the phone. The message reads, ' battery low'. Concerned, the little boy picks the phone and puts it on the table and wait for some time waiting to see another message on the phone that should read, 'battery high'. He was disappointed.

If a wizard was knocked out by Dracula in a fight what would he be? Out for the count!

Knock, Knock Who is there? A long erected penis with an eye on my head and some wools in my feet. What do you want? Is there any body to suck me? I want to weep.

Q: How did the sand get wet? A: The sea weed!

One night, there was a knock on my door... i open it and no one was there every night I would get the same knock and still no one was there... Untill the morning I was just making myself some tea as a person knocks on my door it was a black man he walk in and stole my tea .... i said to myself did he just mug me .... I still didn't know who was knocking on the doors at night Untill one night I opened my door and there was a floating mug I was still confused.

Fan: "I see you won a silver medal at the Olympics. What's it for?¨" Athlete: "It's for telling knock knock jokes." Fan: "And what's that gold medal for?" Athlete: "For stopping."

Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.