Joke #13574

Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.

Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.

A young woman was taking golf lessons and had just started playing her first round of golf when she suffered a bee sting. Her pain was so intense that she decided to return to the clubhouse for medical assistance. The golf pro saw her heading back and said, “You are back early, what’s wrong?” “I was stung by a bee!” she said. “Where?” he asked. “Between the first and second hole.” she replied. He nodded and said, “Your stance is far too wide.”

Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when they said, "Order in the court," she asked for fries and a shake.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.