Yo mama is so ugly that she could be the poster child for birth control.
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child, while husbands want to videotape the conception.
"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so stupid, when I told her that she lost her mind, she went looking for it.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."
Yo Mamas so stupid she was yelling into the mailbox. We ask her whats she doing and she said, she was sending a voice-mail.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo mamma so fat I took a picture of her last Christmas and its still printing.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!