Joke #13640

Chuck can use "save" in real life. But he doesn't need it.
Vote:
has 66.45 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, technology

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

While learning CPR Chuck Norris actually brought the practice dummy to life.
Vote:
has 85.42 % from 916 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life.
Vote:
has 85.22 % from 1399 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life, travel
If you spell Chuck Norris wrong on Google it doesn't say, "Did you mean Chuck Norris?" It simply replies, "Run while you still have the chance."
Vote:
has 83.76 % from 529 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
What We Learn From the Movies: It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty. If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps. Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization. It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors. After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking. No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock. Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
Vote:
has 82.65 % from 63 votes. More jokes about: car, cop, life, technology
Google won't search for Chuck Norris because it knows you don't find Chuck Norris, he finds you.
Vote:
has 82.28 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, technology
Chuck Norris can experience a once in a life time occurrence... twice.
Vote:
has 81.59 % from 132 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, life
The chemical formula for the highly toxic cyanide ion is CN-. These are also Chuck Norris' initials. This is not a coincidence.
Vote:
has 79.17 % from 144 votes. More jokes about: chemistry, Chuck Norris, death, life
Chuck Norris doesn't cheat death, he beats it fair and square.
Vote:
has 78.03 % from 37 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, death, game, life
Back in my day, we didn't watch TV while we ate dinner. We actually talked to each other. It was awful!
Vote:
has 77.03 % from 41 votes. More jokes about: food, life, technology
With just two toothpicks, a lightbulb, and his RoundHouse Kick, Chuck Norris can override the Pentagon's computer system.
Vote:
has 76.27 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer, technology