Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks? A: Because turtles are now endangered.
Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat… That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.