Q: Why don't fat people were turtlenecks?
A: Because turtles are now endangered.
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Yo Momma So Fat The Only Letters She Knows In The Alphabet Are K.F.C!
I was sitting in a bar one day and two really large women came in, talking in an interesting accent.
So I said, "Cool accent, are you two ladies from Ireland?"
One of them snarled at me, "It's Wales, dumbo!"
So I corrected myself, "Oh, right, so are you two whales from Ireland?"
That's about as far as I remember.
Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she broke a branch in her family tree!
Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!
Yo mama's so fat when she stepped on a scale it said: "A.B.C.D.E.F.G get your fat ass off of me."
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Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...