What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What did Jesus tell the Mexicans just before he died?
A: Act stupid until I get back.
How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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