What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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A: A Jew with a coupon.
My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What do you call a fat black man laying down?
A: KitKat Chunky.
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Yesterday, I failed my biology exam.
The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells."
Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American.
They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country.
The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi.
There is a lot of sushi in my country.
Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom.
There is too much love in my country.
Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco.
There is too much taco in my country.
Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says:
There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Q: Why did the white man cross the road?
A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Why are asprins white? Because they work!