What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
What do nigger pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business!
Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV?
A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus?
A rotten banana.
Why did the white chocolate was invented?
So niggers can get dirty!
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