What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine?
A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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Q: Why did the black person fill uncomfortable?
A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Women are just like fine wine.
I only like the white ones.
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What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Why don't black people go on cruises?
They already fell for that shit once before.