What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Why don't black people pay rent?
Because jail is free.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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Whats long and Black??
The KFC line.
Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball?
Under the Hoop
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin?
A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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