What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender.
He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!"
The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?"
The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!"
So they switch places.
The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!"
The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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There are 4 guys in a car, 1 from Iowa,1 from Wisconsin, 1 from Florida, and 1 from Illinois.
The guy from Florida says "I’m tired of seeing oranges everyday" so he throws some oranges out the window.
So then the guy from Iowa says "I’m tired of seeing Corn everyday" so he throws some corn out the window.
The guy from Wisconsin is very inspired so he opens the door and pushs the guy from Illinois out of the car!
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving?
Nethier, the cop is.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
Q: What do you call a black person in a three piece suit?
A: The defendant.
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