What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner? A broken nose.
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Q: Why are all black people fast? A: The slow ones are in jail.
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao? Only Juan.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank. They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator ? The elevator can raise a child.
What do you call a bunch of niggers in a school bus? A rotten banana.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.