What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe.
Chuck said, "I don't like the juice."
Hitler heard him wrong.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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Q: What do you call an Asian family tree?
A: A rice bush.
How do you tell when time is reversing?
When a Jew drops a coin on the ground.
How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer.
The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat.
Where did you get it?"
The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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