What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What do you call a guy with his hand up a Camel's arse?
A: An Arab mechanic.
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand?
Quatro,sinko.
