What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American
People can be so easy to read.
Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed.
Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: What do u call an Asian grocery store?
A: A pound
Q: Why did they invent white chocolate?
A: So all black kids could get their faces messy too.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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