What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
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what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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I put chocolate milk in back of the fridge.
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
How do you find the population of Mexico?
roll a penny down the street
How do you find the richest person in Mexico?
SEE WHO GOT THE PENNY!
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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Why are black people so tall?
Because their knee-grows.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book?
A book has papers.
