Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
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What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
What the number one crime in asia?
Identity theft.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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Q: How do you know if Asians are moving into the neighborhood?
A: The Mexicans start buying car insurance.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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