Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar?
They are both stuck up cunts.
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What do you if you're trapped inside a whale?
Run round and round till you're all pooped out!
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Q: What do you get when you put Raggedy Ann and the Pillsbury Doughboy together?
A: A redhead with a yeast infection.
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What do you call a chocolate Easter bunny that was out in the sun too long?
A runny bunny.
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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Q: What happened to the Native American who drank too much tea?
A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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A sexology professor announced that if any man over 50 eats 2 or 3 dates with a raw garlic clove he never fails in sex problems.
This prescription makes his dick strong and heathy.
There is only one side effect.
That diet causes he blows many farts daily!
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common?
A: You push them both aside when you eat.
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What's gross?
Farting in the bathtub.
What's grosser than that?
Catching the bubbles with your teeth.
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A guy walks into a bar and announces that he can close his eyes and name what kind of alcohol he is drinking and how old it is, just by taste and smell.
A drunken guy at the bar says, "I bet I can give you a drink that you can't name."
"You're on," replies the guy, "as long as you pay."
So the drunken guy puts a drink on the table.
The guy sips it, gags and spits it out.
"This tastes like piss!"
"Yeah," says the drunken guy, "now guess how old I am."