Joke #1394

Why are a sorority girl and a tampon similar? They are both stuck up cunts.
Vote: has 54.49 % from 65 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

What does Michael Jackson call a Tickle-Me-Elmo doll? Bait!
Vote: has 34.87 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, music
How do you embarrass an archaeologist? Give him a used tampon and ask him what period it came from.
Vote: has 78.08 % from 126 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting
Q. What do you call two lesbians with their period? A. Finger painting.
Vote: has 35.54 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, lesbian, sex
Q: What did the Lawyer say to the lesbian? A: One slip of the tongue and you will be in s**t!
Vote: has 69.89 % from 63 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting, lawyer, lesbian
What's green and eats nuts? Syphilis.
Vote: has 54.59 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting
A guy walks into a store. He goes up to the clerk and holds up his hand. In his hand he's holding a big pile of crap. He looks at the clerk with the biggest expression of relief and says, "Whew, that was close. Look what I almost stepped in."
Vote: has 54.26 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting
What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday? A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
Vote: has 17.00 % from 46 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, birthday, disgusting, women
A man goes to the doctor about the size if his penis. He says to the doctor "My penis is too small." Doctor gives the man some medicine, says "Drink this everytime you bump into something your penis will grow an inch." So the man thanks the doctor and leaves. He drinks the medicine on his way home he bumps into a lampot so his penis grew an inch. Just a little further down the road he bumps into an Indian guy. A thousand apologies, he penis grows one thousand inches, baffled by his extra long penis he decides to paint it red, hite and blue, and wrapped it round his neck, he decides to go to the cinema, he was watching a dirty movie, sat on the top of the row of seats, all of a sudden this voice comes on the speaker. "Can the man with the red white and blue scarf stop chucking ice cream to the people below?"
Vote: has 56.84 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: dirty, disgusting, doctor, medical, sex
The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like. "A cup of boiled water please" "Water? I thought you guys drank blood" "Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
Vote: has 44.92 % from 17 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bartender, disgusting
Q: What do parsley and pubic hair have in common? A: You push them both aside when you eat.
Vote: has 43.21 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: disgusting