Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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He wiped his bum with the wrong hand!
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They see an old lady sitting in front of her house eating watermelon.
They notice she isn't wearing any panties.
"Is it cooler without panties?" they ask.
She says, "I don't know if it's cooler, but it sure keeps the flies off the watermelon."
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The first guy says, "Man, I was so drunk last night, I went home and blew chunks."
The second guy says, "I was so drunk last night, I woke up this morning on my front porch."
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Q: How do you get a dog to stop humping your leg?
A: Pick it up and suck it's dick.
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