Why do babies have a soft spot in their heads?
So you can pick them up five at a time
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He notices that his d**k is bright orange.
He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor.
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Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."
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What do a bungee jump and a Hooker have in common?
They're both cheap, fast, and if the rubber breaks, you're dead.
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A little boy and a little girl were taking a bath.
The little girl looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car," said the little boy.
The little boy looked down and said, "What's that?"
"That's my little red sports car garage," said the little girl.
A few seconds later the little girl said, "How about you put your little red sports car in my little red sports car garage?"
"Sure," said the little boy.
The little boy's mother was down stairs and heard this blood curdling scream.
She ran upstairs.
Once she got there she saw blood all over the bathtub.
"What happened?!" she said.
"Well, Johnny tried to put his little red sports car in my little red sports car garage...but it didn't fit...so I cut the back wheels off..."
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What do you give Mikey for his 18th birthday?
A 90 year old woman, because Mikey will eat anything.
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