The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
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One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
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A: An offer you can't understand.
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People say that time heals all wounds.
They obviously never got roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris
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A guy asks a Chinese lady for her phone number she says, "Free, sex, free, sex, tonight."
The guy said," wow" and her friend says she means 363629.
Little Johnny comes home from school, and his mom asks: "Johnny, how did it go with your exam? Was written or oral?"
And Johnny says: "Mom, I think it was anal... 'Cuz it went like shit!"
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Mission Statement: A long awkward sentence that demonstrates management's inability to think clearly.
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Q: What's a pirate's favorite letter?
A: You would think R but it is the C that love.
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A father was advising his son: "If you want to have a big and strong dick in future you have to eat more walnuts."
Suddenly son's mother by an angry face shouted: "Why when you were child did'nt eat enough walnut yourself?"
In school, we had to do a skit demonstrating key concepts of the English language.
My skit on the "diphthong" clearly demonstrated that the string micro-bikini was not a wise choice.
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Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor?
A: Long distance!
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