Joke #14010

The four most beautiful words in our common language: I told you so.
Vote:
has 64.28 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: communication

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Q: What did the basketball say when he got deflated? A: "Oh balls."
Vote:
has 50.70 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: communication, sport
One of the benefits of eating healthier is that you never have to ask questions like, "Who ate my kale?"
Vote:
has 73.44 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, food, health
Knock,Knock, Who is there? Pen! Pen who? is...
Vote:
has 63.45 % from 471 votes. More jokes about: communication, dirty, knock-knock, vulgar
Sometimes I use really big words which I don't understand to make me seem more photosynthesis.
Vote:
has 58.58 % from 30 votes. More jokes about: communication, stupid
Q: What do you call a black man on the internet? A: The dark web.
Vote:
has 40.23 % from 57 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, internet, racist
All the organs of the body were having a meeting, trying to decide who was the one in charge. "I should be in charge," said the brain, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen." "I should be in charge," said the blood, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd waste away." "I should be in charge," said the stomach," Because I process food and give all of you energy." "I should be in charge," said the legs, " ;because I carry the body wherever it needs to go." "I should be in charge," said the eyes, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes." "I should be in charge," said the rectum, "Because Im responsible for waste removal." All the other body parts laughed at the rectum and insulted him, so in a huff, he shut down tight. Within a few days, the brain had a terrible headache, the stomach was bloated, the legs got wobbly, the eyes got watery, and the blood Was toxic. They all decided that the rectum should be the boss. The Moral of the story? Even though the others do all the work... The ass hole is usually in charge.
Vote:
has 85.26 % from 198 votes. More jokes about: communication, health, life, management, work
Q: What is the difference between frustration and satisfaction? A: What the Fuck! and What a Fuck!
Vote:
has 70.55 % from 44 votes. More jokes about: communication, life, sex
The bean soup I'd ordered was mostly water. I decided to tell the waitress. "This soup is awful," I said. "I know," she said. "I don't like bean soup either."
Vote:
has 67.78 % from 36 votes. More jokes about: communication, customer service, food
Man walks into a bar and sits next to another customer. Bartender comes over and says to the new customer, "what can I get you?" Customer says "bourbon and coke." Bartender looks at first customer and says another "beer Jackass?" He says nods his head yes. 10 minutes later bartender comes back to check to see if customer wants another bourbon and coke and customer says "sure." Bartender looks at first customer and says "another beer Jackass?" And customer nods yes. Bourbon and coke customer says to beer customer, "Man you are the customer, don't le t that bartender talk to you like that." Beer customer says "it's ok he al, he al, He always calls me that!"
Vote:
has 56.65 % from 34 votes. More jokes about: alcohol, bar, communication, customer service, vulgar
Q: What do you call a lesbian with eight girlfriends? A: An octopus.
Vote:
has 64.51 % from 243 votes. More jokes about: communication, lesbian, relationship