One dinosaur said, "What do you want to be when you grow up?" Another dinosaur said "A non-renewable recourse!"
Q: What's the nickname for someone who put their right hand in the mouth of a T-Rex? A: Lefty.
In some quarters, bookstores may be considered dinosaurs, but odd customers are evergreen, as these requests to bookstore clerks prove. "Can you tell me who the author of Shakespeare is?" "I'm looking for a book, but I only know the title, not the author. It's called Dante's Inferno." "I definitely don't want nonfiction. I like autobiographies and history." "Do you have Shakespeare in English?"
Q: What's the best way to talk to a velociraptor? A: Long distance!
Q: What do you call a sleeping dinosaur? A: A dino-snore!
Q: What do you call a dinosaur with no eyes? A: Doyouthinkysaraus.
Dinosaurs once crossed Chuck Norris. Once.
I play the worlds most dangerous sport. I disagree with my wife.
A blonde hops on and off a curb on a busy street, saying 54 over and over. A brunette walks by and asks what the blonde is doing. The blonde replies that she is jumping on and off the curb saying 54 over and over. The brunette joins her. Soon, the brunette gets hit by a passing car. The blonde watches as the car drives away. The blond then continues to jump on and off the curb, saying 55 over and over.
Q: Why can't you take a turkey to church? A: Because they use such FOWL language.