Q: What is fast and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.
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There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer.
Chuck Norris is always in control.
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
I put so much more effort into naming my first Wi-Fi than my first child.
I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day.
Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.
Guys, it's these little thoughtful things you can do to have a marriage such as mine.
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Chuck Norris can open PDF files with Microsoft Excel.
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Q: How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?
A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.
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yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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A customer walked into our store looking for Christmas lights.
I showed her our top brand, but, wanting to make sure each bulb worked, she asked me to take them out of the box and plug them in.
I did, and each one lit up.
"Great," she said.
I carefully placed the string of lights back in the box.
But as I handed them to her, she looked alarmed.
"I don't want this box," she said abruptly. "It's been opened."
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Q: How do you fix a broken website?
A: With stick e-tape.
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