Q: What is fast and crunchy?
A: A rocket chip.
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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Chuck Norris has no need for a TV remote.
He stares at his television, until it changes the channel.
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Q: What is 001011010110101010100101010010101015 in binary?
A: A major glitch!
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Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
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I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
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Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?
A: The blonde works in the dark!
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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What We Learn From the Movies:
It is always possible to park directly in front of any building you are visiting.
A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.
If you start dancing in the street, everyone you bump into will know all the steps.
Most laptops are powerful enough to override the communication systems of any invading alien civilization.
It does not matter if you are heavily outnumbered in a fight involving martial arts, your enemies will wait patiently to attack you one by one, dancing around in a threatening manner until you have knocked out their predecessors.
After a person suffers a massive blow to the head, they will still be surprisingly good looking.
No one involved in a car chase, hijacking, explosion, volcanic eruption or alien invasion will ever go into shock.
Partnering police officers with their total opposites will always, eventually, lead to buddy teams who share unbreakable bonds and gruff affection.
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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