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What is the difference between a blonde and a washing machine?
A washing machine doesn't follow you around for three weeks after you dump your load into it.
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Domino's: "We're sorry to hear about this!"
Customer (minutes later): "Never mind, I opened the pizza upside down :/"
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A dead wringer.
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Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined.
Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
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