Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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Without you I can't breath.
I love you so much my nose.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Allahu Akbar.
Allahu AK-
BOOM!!!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Sarah.
Sarah who?
Sarah problem here?
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A mother and her daughter were visiting the grave site of a loved one, when on their way back to the car they little girl stopped her mom. She said "Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?"
"Of course not, sweetheart." her mother replied, "Why ever would you ask such a question?"
"The headstone back there said 'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.'"
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Ice cream!
Ice cream who?
Ice cream land on you!
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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