Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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"Mommy! Do Angels fly?"
"Yes, they do my love!"
"Then, when will our nanny fly? Dad calls her 'My Angel' all the time!"
"Tomorrow, my child, she'll fly as far as she goes..."
An old couple gets pulled over and...
Lady cop:"May I see you license and registration sir?"
Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?"
Old wife:"She needs to see you license and registration dear."
The old man hands it to the lady cop and...
Lady cop:"Oh, I see you are from New York. I used to have a lover from New York, he was the worst lover I ever had."
Old man:"Ugh, what did she say?"
Old wife:"Nothing dear, she thinks she used to know you."
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"Oh, my love! My darling! If you give me one more kiss, I’ll be forever yours!"
"Sh*t... thanks for the warning."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
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Pal: "My advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it!"
Me: "Guess how many buses it took me to get here."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Déja.
Déja who?
Knock knock.
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Girl: "Do you believe in puppy love?"
Boy: "I tried it once, but their assholes are too small."
Q: "What is the difference between like and love?"
A: "Spit and swallow."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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