Joke #14053

Knock, knock; Who is there? Love; Love who? U, U, U!

Knock knock. Who's there? Kenya. Kenya who? Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?

Knock knockrn Who's there? Woman who? Wo-man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke Knock knock. Who's there? Man. Man who? Man you where so nice to let me tell you this joke.

"For love on the first sight, there's a tremendous medicine!" "What medicine?" "To get another look...!"

Knock Knock! Who's there? Testicules. Testicules who? Pillow for penis .

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nobel. Nobel who? No bell, I knock.

I told my crush at school, "If you love me, come wearing red tomorrow." The next day she came in wearing black! When she dropped her pen and she bent over to pick it up, I got a look up her skirt at her red thong. Moral of the story: she really loves me underneath it all.

My wife and I really love bondage. She loves it because she's a kinky bitch. I love it because I get to gag her for a couple of hours.

There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."

Knock knock. Who's there? Déja. Déja who? Knock knock.

Knock knock. Who's there? Cash. Cash who? Yes! I've always known you were a bit nutty!