Knock, knock;
Who is there?
Love;
Love who?
U, U, U!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
Kenya.
Kenya who?
Keeeenya feeel the loooove tonight?
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A friend of mine often tells to his wife: "It is better to be loved and almost the only one rather than to be the only one and almost loved…"
A guy has a bad habit:
He loves to hit pedestrians while he drives.
So one day he's driving andsees an old lady with a cane and he decides to control his urge to swerve and hit her but he can't.
Later, he sees a kid skating and can't resist hitting the kid.
Finally, he decides he needs help from above so he goes to a church and asks the pastor for help.
So after church, the pastor invites him to his house for lunch.
They get in the car and start to drive down the street, and just as he starts to tell the pastor about his problem, he sees an old blind man walking down the street.
He swerves toward him but misses, and the pastor says, "Don't worry. I got him with the door!"
Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
He won the "no-bell" prize!
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Knock-Knock
Who is there?
A long penis with a naked head.
Come in please we were waiting for you.
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Why do orphans like playing tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Owls say.
Owls say who?
Yep, that they do.
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Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Kanga.
Kanga who?
Actually, it's kangaroo!
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Q: Why do walruses love a tupperware party?
A: They're always on the lookout for a tight seal.
"Knock, knock.Who's there?"
very long pause...
"Java."
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