Knock-knock.
Who is there?
Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you're doing and have a happy Valentines Day!
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Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day.
"Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag."
"That was very kind of you," Jim added, 'I hope she appreciated the thought."
Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."
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Boy Monster: Did you get the big red heart I sent you for Valentine's?
Girl Monster: Yes, I did. Thank you.
Boy Monster: Is it still beating?
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Boy: "Really?"
Girl: "Yeah, you make me sick!"
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The most effective way to remember to buy something to your wife for St. Valentine's Day is... to forget it once!
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
The interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh-
Moooooo!
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Knock knock!
Who's there?
Yah!
Yah who?
Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
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Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Zany
Zany who?
Zany body home?
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Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.
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