Another name for a vagina is a cockpit
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Q: Why do men take showers instead of baths?
A: Pissing in the bath is disgusting.
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A guy finds his dog with the neighbor's pet rabbit in its mouth.
The rabbit is dead and the guy panics.
He takes the dirty, chewed up rabbit into the house.
He gives it a bath, blow dries its fur, and puts it back into the cage at the neighbor's house, hoping they will think it died of natural causes.
A few days later, the neighbor asks the guy, "Did you hear that Fluffy died?"
The guy stammers and says, "Um... no... what happened?"
The neighbor replies, "We found him dead in his cage one day, but the weird thing is that the day after we buried him, someone had dug him up, gave him a bath and put him back into the cage. There are some real sick people out there!"
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Q: Why did the referee stop the leper hockey game?
A: There was a face-off in the corner.
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What kind of a car does a proctologist drive?
A brown Probe!
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Why do women always fart only when they go to the bathroom?
They have to blow dry—and there's nothing to shake.
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What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet?
After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.
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There was a man who just got out of the army.
He was really horny and only had $5, so he went to a whore house.
He told the women, "Gimme anything you got."
So then he is having sex with this women and says "Gosh, you're really rough inside."
She says "Hold on" and she goes to the bathroom.
10 minutes later she comes back and they start to do it again.
He says "Now you're really smooth. What happened?"
She says, "I picked off all the scabs."
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What does a blind, deaf, quadriplegic baby can get for Christmas ?
Cancer.
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A: He drowned in his own tea pe
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Five liters of bean soup for dinner – let´s spend the night with the gas mask!
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