Q: What's grosser than gross?
A: Two vampires fighting over a used tampon. 
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How do you make a dead baby float?
Take your foot off of it’s head.
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Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?
A: Lots of room.
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Why are contipated folks unkind and rude?
Cause they don't give a crap!
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What’s sicker than driving over a baby?
Skidding.
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What is the sharpest thing in the world?
A Fart.
It goes through your pants and doesn't even leave a hole.
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What is the last thing to go through a bug's mind when it hits your windshield?
It's ass.
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Blow some cigarette smoke into a shoe, what do you have?
A palestinian waiting for the bus.
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Two old ladies are at the movies.
"Psst," says one old lady. "I think the guy next to me is beating off."
"What makes you say that?"
"He's using my hand."
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Why does the witch not wear panties when flying?
Because she wants to get a better grip on the broom.
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What's the difference between a dead baby and a table?
You can't fuck a table.
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