Joke #14137

Did you know if you look in the mirror it's the biggest joke ever.

Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.

I have a bumper sticker saying, "Honk if you think I'm sexy". Some days I just stand at a green light till I'm feeling good about myself.

Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.

Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!

Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

"Madam, your son just called me an ugly swine!" The mother apologizes shamefacedly, "I'm so sorry, I must have told him like a thousand times it is wrong to judge people just from how they look..."

"Siri, why am I still single?" Siri activates front camera.

Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.

A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."