I've been taking Viagra for my sunburn.
It doesn't cure it but it keeps the bed sheets off my legs at night.
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Q: Did you hear about the new Viagra eye-drops?
A: Apparently they make you look hard.
A parrot swallows a Viagra tablet.
His owner, disgusted, puts him in the freezer to cool off.
Later when he opens the freezer, he finds the parrot sweating.
"How come you are sweating?" he asks.
The parrot replies, "Do you know how hard it is to open the legs of a frozen chicken?"
Did you hear about the man who took Viagra and a laxative at the same time?
He didn't know if he was coming or going.
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What do you call a vegetarian with diarrhea?
A salad shooter.
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What do you call a van with 5 faggots in it?
The AIDS team.
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Q: Why was the lesbian sick?
A: She was lacking vitamin D.
Q: How can you tell you have a really bad case of acne?
A: It's when the blind try to read your face.
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Did you hear about the theft at the Viagra factory?
The police are looking for some hardened criminals!
Q: Who invented viagra?
A: Mr Hardick of course!
