Officer: "I'm arresting you for downloading all of Wikipedia."
Man: "No wait! I can explain everything!"
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One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response
The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off.
One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
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"Troopers don't have balls, ma'am."
After he realized what he said, he simply walked back to his car and drove away.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
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