Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus? A dead wringer.
What is a cursor? Someone having computer problems.
A girl started noticing a guy who stands in front of her home everyday in the evening. She noticed the guy always comes mostly in the evenings and weekends. The guy never tried to talk to her nor showed any gesture, he just moves here and there by looking into his mobile phone and occasionally stealing a stare at her. It went on like that for a year and the girl understood the guy was in love with her but was too shy to express his feelings. So, she told her parents. They too saw him and liked him. They discussed with her grandparents about a likely marriage. But wanted her to make the first move. The next day, she went to him and said, Hi. I'm Jada. He said, Hi. I'm Smith. Hearing this, the girl was very happy as the names were matching like Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. The girl went on and said, I really appreciate your patience and decency. You have been standing in front of my home everyday for about a year now. So, I understand that you are in love with me but too shy to say it. I think i really like you too and would love it if we get married. The guy smiled and said, Forgive me sister! Actually your home's WIFI doesn't have a password. So, i come here every evening after work to use free wi-fi to chat with my girlfriend.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
Why was the computer tired when he got home? Because he had a hard drive.
Who said Windows 98 is a virus was wrong. Why? Because a virus does something.
Knock knock! Who's there? Yah! Yah who? Naaah, bro, I prefer google.
Windows: Weapon off mass destruction!
Someone calls at the hotline: Good evening. I’ve just installed Windows 98... So? Wheel I have a problem... Ok, ok, you just said that...
What do you get if you cross a Kindle with an Apple iPhone 4S? 4Skin.