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Three.
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8.5 minutes burned processor.
C program run.
C program crash.
C programmer quit.
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The website you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
A new army computer is put through its paces.
An officer types in a question, ‘How far is it from the barrack gate to the armoury?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred.’
The officer types, ‘Seven hundred what?’
The computer replies, ‘Seven hundred, sir!’
There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
When asked to define "Great" he said,
"I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
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