Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
The mouse is referred to as a ‘little bugger’.
A ragged individual stranded for several months on a small desert island in the middle of the Pacific Ocean one day noticed a bottle lying in the sand with a piece of paper in it. "Due to lack of maintenance," he read, "we regretfully have found it necessary to cancel your e-mail account."
The six front keys have rotted out.
The box said "Requires Windows Vista or better". So I installed LINUX.
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
The keyboard is painted in camouflage.
What do you call a computer that takes 15 minutes to start, freezes if you try to do more than one thing at a time, crashes regularly and causes you to swear under your breath throughout the day? Cutting edge.
The code that is the hardest to debug is the code that you know cannot possibly be wrong.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
What did the psychiatrist say to the android kleptomaniac? DON'T keep taking the tablets!