Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Q: Which Bible character had no parents? A: Joshua, son of Nun (Joshua 1:1).
Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
Q: What's the Internet's favorite animal? A: The lynx.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
If you see the Blue Screen of Death on your laptop... it's because Chuck Norris found out you were reading Chuck Norris jokes.
A programmer was walking along the beach when he found a lamp. Upon rubbing the lamp a genie appeared who stated "I am the most powerful genie in the world. I can grant you any wish you want, but only one wish." The programmer pulled out a map of the Mediterranean area and said "I'd like there to be a just and last peace among the people in the middle east." The genie responded, "Gee, I don't know. Those people have been fighting since the beginning of time. I can do just about anything, but this is beyond my limits." The programmer then said, "Well, I am a programmer and my programs have a lot of users. Please make all the users satisfied with my programs, and let them ask sensible changes" Genie: "Uh, let me see that map again."
Why was the IT support worker bad-tempered? Because he had a chip on his shoulder.
What do you get if you cross a computer and a policeman? PC Plod.