Joke #3999

Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone.
Vote: has 24.28 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Two geeks are talking over lunch. The first guy says, "You wouldn't believe what happened this morning. A girl rode up to me on her bike, took off all her clothes, and said 'Take whatever you want!' … So I took the bike" The second guy says, "Good choice, her clothes probably wouldn't have fit you."
Vote: has 79.56 % from 101 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: geek, IT
Computer users are divided into three types: novice, intermediate and expert. Novice users: people who are afraid that simply pressing a key might break their computer. Intermediate users: people who don’t know how to fix their computer after they’ve just pressed a key that broke it. Expert users: people who break other people’s computers.
Vote: has 70.84 % from 27 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Once upon a time, a computer programmer drowned at sea. Many were on the beach and heard him cry out, “F1! F1!”, but no one understood.
Vote: has 16.42 % from 20 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: computer, IT, programmer
ChuckNorris.com. Don't go there. It's like the United States of Chuck Norris... No one has been there and lived to tell the tale.
Vote: has 66.45 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, IT
Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer? A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Vote: has 46.54 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and restart. Order shall return.
Vote: has 25.81 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Daddy, why doesn’t this magnet pick up this floppy disk?
Vote: has 30.11 % from 19 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Wikipedia: I know everything! Google: I have everything! Facebook: I know everybody! Internet: Without me you are nothing! Electricity: Keep talking bitches!
Vote: has 85.36 % from 919 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT, programmer
Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue.
Vote: has 48.13 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT
Someday, the people who know how to use computers will rule over those who don’t. And there will be a special name for them – secretaries.
Vote: has 35.66 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: IT