Your file was so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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What do you call a bent iPhone 6 plus?
A dead wringer.
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Daddy, how was I born?
Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway!
Mom and Dad got together in a chat room.
Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe.
We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick.
As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall.
Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared.
And that's the story.
Linux is like a wigwam: no windows, no gates, apache inside...
I had a programming problem and decided to use regular expressions to solve it.
Now I have two problems.
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If the box says:
"This software requires Windows XP or better"
Does that mean it'LL run on Linux?
The computer programmer to his son: "Here, I brought you a new basketball."
Son: "Thank you, daddy, but where is the user's guide?"
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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Q: How can you tell a blonde's been using the computer?
A: There's white-out all over the screen.
Did you know you can download the whole Tyson-Holyfield fight off the internet?
It doesn’t take much memory – just two Bytes.
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Girls are like Internet Domain names, the ones I like are already taken.
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