Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
She said "Gym or me". Sometimes I miss her.
Rick Astley will let you borrow any movie from his Pixar movie collection except for one. he's never gonna give you Up
Chuck Norris' Internet connection is faster upstream than downstream because even data has more incentive to run from him than to him.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.