Google+ is the gym of social networking.
We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts...
Man, and do you have life?
OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym.
Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider:
"I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..."
"I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?"
"Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
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What do you do for exercise?
I lift weights.
What do you do for cardio?
I lift weights faster.
Q: How many Microsoft engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None, they just declare darkness the standard!
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Q: Why was the farmer arrested at the gym?
A: He was destroying his calves.
Chuck Norris only works out once a year... that's about all the gym equipment can take.
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