Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
My wifi suddenly stop working then I realized that my neighbors have not paid the bill. How irresponsible people are.
Whoever said technology will replace paper has obviously never tried to wipe their butt with an iPad.
Two packets walk into a bar. One of the packets asks the bartender for a drink, and gets no response The other packet tries and the bartender shrugs him off. One packet leans to the other and says, "The quality of service here is terrible!"
Facebook wants to add Chuck Norris as a Friend.
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout. Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today." The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?" Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."