Joke #138

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
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Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.
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Just been to the gym and there's a new machine. Only used it for an hour as I started to feel sick. Its good though, it does everything 'Kitkats, Mars bars, Snickers and crisps'!
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Facebook hides it's privacy from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris invented the internet so that he could reach his enemies, preferably ninjas.
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A Detroit-area woman who was removed from a jury for commenting about the ongoing case on Facebook has a longer writing task ahead: a five-page essay about the constitutional right to a fair trial. She responded, "Can I just get the answer from Wikipedia and send it to the inbox on your Facebook page instead?"
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