Joke #138

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.

You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?

I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.

I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.

Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.

A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."

Hi, I see that you're new to this gym, and I wanna be the first male to bother you.

A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. "No thanks, I'm traveling light."

Daddy, how was I born? Ah, very well, one day you need to find out anyway! Mom and Dad got together in a chat room. Dad set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber cafe. We snuck into a secluded room, and then your mother downloaded from your dad's memory stick. As soon as dad was ready for an upload, it was discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall. Since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later the blessed virus appeared. And that's the story.

We love Facebook but we hate the face of book.

How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?