Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: "I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now..." "I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC?" "Of course, I do - it's Facebook..."
I think Chuck Norris is fake cuz if he were real he'd come right now and smash my face into my keyboaraoebdbfjvjdblgoirugsvdkf
Roses are red, violets are blue. Pornhub is Down, your mums Facebook will do.
Facebook had a dislike button, then Chuck Norris joined. Nobody dislikes Chuck Norris.
I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
I quit my gym this morning because one of the instructors started shouting at me, "Come on man, you've got to want it! Come on push. You can do it." I hate being disturbed when I'm having a dump.