Joke #138

Google+ is the gym of social networking. We all join, but nobody actually uses it.
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You know, I have Google+, Facebook, Twitter, Skype accounts... Man, and do you have life? OMG, No! Could you send me a link?
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I forgot to post on Facebook I was going to the gym. Now this whole workout was a waste of time.
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I don't always go to the gym, but when I do, I make sure Facebook knows about it.
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Only Chuck Norris can dislike on Facebook.
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A client calls to hotline of internet service provider: I have a problem, internet stopped working two days ago, neither I nor my son nor anyone else can access it now.. I see, do you know what's the operating system on your PC? Of course I do - it's Facebook...
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Do you squat here often?
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How'd you like to go on a long romantic walk on the treadmill?
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Redbull doesn't give you wings. Lat pulldowns do.
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I do two hours of cardio every day. But I still need to find the closest parking spot to the gym.
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An unfailingly polite lady called to ask for help with a Windows installation that had gone terribly wrong. Customer: "I brought my Windows disks from work to install them on my home computer." Training stresses that we are "not the Software Police," so I let the little act of piracy slide. Tech Support: "Umm-hmm. What happened?" Customer: "As I put each disk in it turns out they weren't initialized." Tech Support: "Do you remember the message exactly, ma'am?" Customer: (proudly) "I wrote it down. 'This is not a Macintosh disk. Would you like to initialize it?'" Tech Support: "Er, what happened next?" Customer: "After they were initialized, all the disks appeared to be blank. And now I brought them back to work, and I can't read them in the A: drive; the PC wants to format them. And this is our only set of Windows disks for the whole office. Did I do something wrong?"
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