Joke #14257

Two chess players were in a hotel lobby, bragging to each other about their recent victories. The manager comes over, "Could you go to your rooms now, please?" "Why?!" "I can't stand chess nuts boasting in an open foyer."

After football fans in Philadelphia were treated to a particularly excruciating loss earlier in the season, a man phoned a sports-radio talk-show host to say, "Everyone should call in and give one word for that game." "What's your word?" the host 
replied. "Bored out of my mind," said the caller.

A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked up to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always lose control at the same point in every game." "When is that?" "Right after the National Anthem."

Never tell Chuck Norris he lost the game because he will make you lose the game then roundhouse kick you in the face making you lose twice.

"Football is a game when 22 big, strong players run around like crazy for two hours while 50,000 people who really need the exercise sit in the stands and watch them."

If Chuck Norris was a villian in a video game, you'll never win. But if he was the hero, it's unplayable; because no one controls Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris once won a game of Space Invaders without shooting.

What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.

Chuck Norris once won a Poker tournament using only Pokemon cards.

Chuck Norris can get a Black-Jack with one card.

Mortal Kombat is not difficult enough for Chuck Norris, so he got Immortal Kombat.