What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Just one, but millions volunteered to get rid of anything dark
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Q. How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?
A1. "What's a light bulb?"
A2. One. She holds the bulb and the world revolves around her.
A3. Two. One to hold the Diet Pepsi, and one to call, "Daaady!"
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Do you work at a cattery?
Because I wanna be covered in pussy.
I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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Some love one,
Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
Q: Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips?
A: From trying to blow out light bulbs.
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You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Depends on how clumsy you are.
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