What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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You are so selfish!
You're going to have that body the rest of your life and I just want it for one night.
Two old people flirt at a seniors' singles bar.
After a few drinks, the old man asks the old woman, "If I took you out for a full night of wining, dining and dancing, what would you wear?"
The old woman replies shyly, "Depends..."
"Depends on what?" he asks.
"On my bottom - where else?!"
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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I just checked my schedule and I can have you pregnant by Christmas.
Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Q: How many University Graduates does it take to change a light bulb?
A: One, but it may take up to seven years!
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