What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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Some love two.
I love one,
That is you.
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Can I read your t-shirt in braille?
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"No, why?"
"Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Roses are red
violets are blue.
My dick has glue
I offer it to you.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Been chatting to a 14 yr old on the internet.
She is funny, s*xy and flirty.
Now she tells me she is an undercover cop.
How cool is that at her age!