What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
Four.
One to hold the bulb, and three to try and remember the combination.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: How many psychiatrists does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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I heard that the missionary position helps men to work out the chest and triceps... do you wanna help me verify this?
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
ONE......He just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him.
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Why pay $5 at Subway when you can get this footlong for free?
If you really want to loosen your pectineus, you should skip the squats and let me stretch them out.
Q:How many divorced men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A:None, the sockets go with the house.
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I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head.
Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.
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