What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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Q: How many Object Oriented programmers does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: None, they send it a message, and it changes itself.
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I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
How many lawyers dose it take to change a light bulb?
3, 1 to climb the ladder, 1 to shake it, and 1 to sue the ladder company.
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Are you a shark?
Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
"Does your ass have Allstate insurance?"
"No, why?"
"Well, do you want it to be in good hands?"
Q: How many Accountants does it take to change a light bulb?
A: What sort of answer did you have in mind?
A: None - just assume it's changed.
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: The lights out, how can u count them?
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