What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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He told me it was illegal to carry these guns in public.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
How many Wall Street protesters does it take to change a light bulb?
None, they can't change a thing.
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Do you work at a cattery?
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Chuck Norris can see in the dark.
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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?
1001.....1 to hold the light bulb and 1000 to turn the house.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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