What did the light bulb say to the switch?
You turn me on.
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A: One, but the lightbulb must really want to change.
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A: None. They always use candles.
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Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
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Q: How many atheists does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape the job so fundamentalists won't claim that god did it.
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Q: How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None. They just have a nursing student do it.
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A: One to screw it in and the other to wear skinny jeans.
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Are you a mum?
I am not a dad!
Maybe you could help me with that!