Why does it take 100 million sperm to fertilize one egg?
Because not one will stop and ask for directions.
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A guy will actually search for a golf ball.
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He walks to the counter unzips his fly and pulls out his cock.
The woman screams "excuse me sir this is a CLOCK SHOP".
I know replied the man "I want two hands and a face put on this".
Man walks into a shop and sees a very handsome dog. He asks the shop assistant, "Does your dog bite?"
"No, my dog doesn't bite."
The man happily tries to pet the dog, but the dog attacks him viciously.
A little later he stumbles to the shop clerk, "Hey, you said your dog doesn't bite!"
The shop clerk shrugs, "He doesn't. But that wasn't my dog."
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After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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A. Because they don't want ninety per cent of their decisions made by a perfect stranger.
How does a man show he's planning for the Future?
He buys two cases of beer instead of one.
What's the difference between Big Foot and an intelligent man?
Big Foot's been spotted several times.
It's Halloween and when the man answers his door, there's a well-dressed young boy there wearing a suit and matching tie, who says "Trick or treat".
The man's a bit confused so he asks the boy what he's dressed up as.
"I'm an IRS agent", says the boy, and with that, he snatches 40% of the candy, and leaves without saying thank you.