Why did the little Greek boy run away from home?
He didn't like the way he was being reared.
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He's down to four butts a day.
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A: So sex wouldn't be such a pain in the arse.
Did you hear about the two lesbians who bought an organ so they could play hymns?
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A: He came home shit faced.
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What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Do you know how to play gay poker?
Queens are wild and straights don’t count.
Two Rabbits are running from a group of foxes.
They hide in a pile of hay, one rabbit says to the other one "Ok we can run for it or we can stay here and out number them."
And the other rabbit says, "We're going to run for it you idiot I'm your brother."
Did you hear about the homosexual electron?
Went around blowing fuses.
So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday.
As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand."
The gay man stood up.
The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity.
And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns."
"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"