Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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A biker walks into a gay bar and sits down to have a drink when a guy walks up to him and asks "hey biker you ever played barroom football"?
"What are you talking about" the biker replies.
"You know you guzzle a beer down that's the touchdown then pull your pants down and bend over and if you can fart the kicks well."
The gay guy goes first to demonstrate.
The biker states "I can do that and even better."
He chugs the beer, slams the bottle, stands up pulls his pants down bends over to fart the gay guy jumps behind him and shouts "blocked that kick".
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
A Mexican, a Cuban, and a Chinese guy are riding in a truck.
Who's driving?
Immigration.
What do you call a gay guy with a sixteen-inch d**k?
A pain in the ass!
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill?
A: An avalanche.
Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill?
A: A mudslide.
Q: What do you call black people running down a hill?
A: A jail break.
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How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.