Q: What are a couple of gay Mexicans called?
A: Juan on Juan.
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Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
Fur traders.
What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down the hill?
A mudslide.
Q:Where does a mexican shop for books?
A: Borders
One day President Trump's motorcade was heading to the Mexican border to see first hand progress on The Wall.
All of a sudden a naked lone figure was seen bent over on the side of the road.
Wanting to help the president ordered the motorcade to stop.
He got out and approached the figure and suddenly realized it was Nancy Pelosi.
She was naked with her wrists handcuffed to her ankles.
The president said, "OMG Nancy what happened?"
She cried out that she was kidnapped by a bunch of people wearing MAGA hats and left to die!
The president said "Well I'm not going to let that happen" as he was unzipping his zipper.
He yelled out to the motorcade "OK boys the line starts behind me"
A guy came into a bar one day and said to the barman
"Give me six double vodkas."
The barman says "Wow!
you must have had one hell of a day."
"Yes, I've just found out my older brother is gay."
The next day the same guy came into the bar and placed the same order for drinks.
When the bartender asked what the problem was today the answer came back, "I've just found out that my younger brother is gay too!"
On the third day the guy came into the bar and ordered another six double vodkas.
The bartender said "Darn!
Doesn't anybody in your family like women?"
"Yeah, my wife..."
Two condoms walk into a gay bar, look at each other and say "let's get shit-faced!"