Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Apparently Neil Armstrong use to tell unfunny jokes about the Moon, and followed them up with "Ah, I guess you had to be there."
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What would Princess Diana be doing if she were alive today? A: Clawing at the lid of her coffin.
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
Chuck Norris gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.