Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree? Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
George W. Bush, Dick Cheney, Colin Powell, and Bill Clinton were on the yellow brick road, going to see the Wizard of Oz. When they got there, the Wizard of Oz said they could each have one wish. ''I want to have brains,'' said George W. POOF! He got some brains. ''I want to have a heart,'' said Dick Cheney. POOF! He had a heart (albeit a problematic one.) ''I want to have courage,'' said Colin Powell. POOF! He had courage. Finally it was former President, Bill Clinton's turn. ''Well, what do you want?'' asked the Wizard. Clinton thought a moment and asked, ''Ummm... Is Dorothy around?''