Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Why didn't the cannibal eat Mike Tyson? He thought he would give him a paunch!
Steve Austin had to be rebuilt as the Six Million Dollar Man after he looked Chuck Norris in the eye, shook his hand and then went weak at the knees.
A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home? 1st kid says, "A computer." Teacher replies "That'd be very useful" 2nd kid says "A new lawn mower." Teacher replies with a similar response... Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything." The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something... Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
When Chuck Norris talks, E.F. Hutton listens.