Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: Why are blacks afried of lawnmovers? A: Beacuse it gose run nigger nigger run nigger nigger
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews? A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
Q: How do you start a black parade? A: Roll a 40 down the street.
A young couple were married, and celebrated their first night together, doing what newlyweds do, time and time again, all night long. Morning comes and the groom goes into the bathroom but finds no towel when he emerges from the shower. He asks the bride to please bring one from the bedroom. When she gets to the bathroom door, he opened the door, exposing his body for the first time to his bride where she sees all of him well. Her eyes went up and down and at about midway, they stopped and stared, and she asked shyly, "What's that?", pointing to a small part of his anatomy. He, also being shy, thought for a minute and then said, "Well, that's what we had so much fun with last night." She, in amazement, asked, "Is that all we have left?"