Q: Why cant stevie wonder read?
A: Cuz hes black
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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They worked long and hard in a brain-storming session to try to settle on the wording of the new commandment, because they realized that it should have the same style, majesty and dignity as the original ten.
After many revisions, they finally agreed that the eleventh commandment should be: "Thou shalt not comfort thy rod with thy staff."
If George Washington were alive today, why couldn't he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?
Because a dollar doesn't go as far as it used to.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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