Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
If you say "alright" in the mirror 3 times Matthew McConaughey will appear and hand you a joint.
Q: Why do cops arrest black people? A: Because monkeys belong in cages.
Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face. Nobody would survive anyway.
Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Did you hear Richard Simmons had plastic surgery to get his love handles removed? Yeah... now he has no ears.