Joke #1624

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation

Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People

Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.

In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy. He is so cute! Does he speak? Asks the white guy. I don’t know I just bought him! Says the parrot.

A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way. The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!" A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet" The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard." The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"

Q: What do you call a barn of black people? A: Out of date farming tools.

What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions? Crime fighter.

Why did Beyonce sing 'to the left', 'to the left'? - Because black people have no rights..

Why do black people lean to the center of their car? "They think the smell is coming from the outside."

Q: Whats the difference between a black person and an apple? A: The apple falls from the tree.