Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation 
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Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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How do you get the little black kids to stop jumping on the bed?
Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down?
Tell the Mexican kids it's a piñata.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins?
Society.
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Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever.
Me: What's that hunny?
Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk.
Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids?
A: Cocoa puffs.
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Q: What do you throw to a drowning black man?
A: The rest of his family.
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