Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation 
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: Who were the first two black women?
A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one.
The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
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Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented?
A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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What did God say when he made the first niggers?
Oops! Burnt another one!
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Q: What did the Alabama Sheriff call the black man who shot himself 15 times?
A: The worst suicide case he has ever seen.
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Q: Why didn't Republicans save any of the black New Orleans residents from the flooding of Hurricane Katrina?
A: They were busy trying to get two of each animal for their ark first and couldn't catch that damned roadrunner.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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