Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation 
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
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Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
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John Leslie has been accused of raping a disabled black girl on Blue Peter.
He blamed it on dyslexia & said he thought the script said, use sticky black spastic.
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Q: How was break dancing invented?
A: Little black kids stealing hub caps off of moving cars.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black?
A: Vinegar!
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls?
A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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Q: How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: It's too dark to count.
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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