Joke #1624

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation

You are so black when I clicked on your profile pic I thought my phone died.

Q: Why Are black peoples hands and feet white? A: When God painted them he told them to assume the position

Q: Why are most democrats black A: Black people are idiots.

A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, and they got along very well. One day he rushed into a lawyer’s office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions: "Have you any grounds?" "Yes, an acre and half and nice little home." "No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?" "It made of concrete." "I don’t think you understand. Does either of you have a real grudge?" "No, we have carport, and not need one." "I mean. What are your relations like?" "All my relations still in Poland." "Is there any infidelity in your marriage?" "We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player." "Does your wife beat you up?" "No, I always up before her." "Is your wife a nagger?" "No, she white." "Why do you want this divorce?" "She going to kill me." "What makes you think that?" "I got proof." "What kind of proof?" "She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom." "I can read, and it say: 'Polish Remover.'"

Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican? A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.

Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.

Q: Whats the difference between a black guy and a pothole? A: You swerve around the pothole.

Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws? Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"

Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.

What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.