Joke #1624

Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: Which is better, being born black or gay? A: Black, because you don't have to tell your parents.
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What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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I saw a black guy running with a new blu-ray player, and it looked just like mine. So I called my wife, but it turned out ours was still at home picking cotton.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job. The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar. The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you? The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
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Q: Who were the first two black women? A: Aunt Jemima and Mother Fucker!
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man? A: The White man is working legally.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off the back of his head.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
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