Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation
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Q: What do you call a group of black people.
A: An auction.
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How do you stop a nigger from drowning?
Take your foot off the back of his head.
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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A Mexican and a nigga are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Q: What's long and hard on a blackman?
A: The first grade.
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My dad was a complicated man.
He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner?
A: A 100 mph nigger eater.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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