Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation 
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Q: What do you call a black man on the internet?
A: The dark web.
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Why do niggers carry shit in their wallet?
Identification.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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There was a tornado in my area the other day.
The sky was so black; it took my bike.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
Q: Why some people are black?
A: Cause the iris diaphragm received much light.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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