Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation 
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarrhea so he thought he was melting
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A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, "Daddy, daddy, Philip just got taken by the current" and the dad says,
"Oh, forget that nigga."
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan?
A: Antique air conditioner.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
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Why are black peoples eyes red after sex?
Pepper spray.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire?
The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house?
A: Everything has gone.
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