Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour?
A: Constipation 
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What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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Q: How do you know Noah was a White man?
A: No nigger could stay on a boat for 40 days without eating the chickens!
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb?
A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.
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Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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