Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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What's black and white and rolls down the Boardwalk?
A nigger and a seagull fighting over a French Fry.
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Q: What does the devil do to black babies?
A: Nothing they're already burned.
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Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest.
"Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic."
"Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."'
"But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed."
"I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause."
"Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question."
"What is that, my son?"
"Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Some American academics, discussing the Six Day War with an Israeli general, were eager to know how it had ended so quickly.
The general told them, "We had a crack regiment at the most sensitive front. It was made entirely of lawyers and accountants. When the time came to charge - boy, did they know how to charge!"
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World...
War.
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Did you hear about the black guy that died on the highway?
He stuck his head out the window and his lips beat him to death.
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