Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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What do you call a nigger with a peg leg?
Shit on a stick!
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Q: Why do French tanks have rear-view mirrors?
A: So they can see the battlefield.
Q: What's the difference between killing time and killing niggers?
A: You can only kill so much time.
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Join the Army, meet some fascinating people, then kill them.
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Q: What does NAACP stand for?
A: National Association of Apes Called People
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They were three men discussing how to make their wives to tell them if they cheated on them.
The first guy says: "I go home after work at night, lie on the couch, turn on the television and ask: 'Woman you cheated on me today!'
'Who, me my husband? Could I ever do such a thing?'
Pissed off as I am, I get up, put her down, punch her and in the end she can’t take it anymore and admits: 'I cheated on you with Nick…'"
The secong guy says: "I do exactly the same thing. I punch her and finally she says: 'I cheated on you with Jake…'"
The third guy says: "I have no problem at all. I go home, undress, put the sweat pants on, light my cigarette on, I go out to the balcony, see the neighbor spreading clothes and shout at her: 'Mary! You are a whore!'
And then she starts saying: 'I’m a whore? Or your wife who sleeps with John, Mark, Peter…!'"
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Q: Hey, what's the jew doing in the ashtray?
A: Family research.
What's funner then nailing bin Laden to a tree?
Feeding his lifeless corpse into a meat grinder.
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