Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man? A: Put it in a book.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground? Stop laughing and reload.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
A nigger was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He’s got tattooed on his dick his wife’s name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I’m responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:”WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!”
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Q: What does NAACP stand for? A: National Association of Apes Called People
A man in Amsterdam feels the need to confess, so he goes to his priest. "Forgive me, Father, for I have sinned. During WWII, I hid a refugee in my attic." "Well," answers the priest, "that's not a sin."' "But I made him agree to pay me 20 guilders for every week he stayed." "I admit that wasn't good, but you did it for a good cause." "Oh, thank you, Father. That eases my mind. I have one more question." "What is that, my son?" "Do I have to tell him the war is over?"
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.