Joke #1118

Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.

Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.

Q: Why do Swedish battleships have barcodes on them? A: So that when they come into port, they can Scandinavian.

Through the pitch-black night, the captain sees a light dead ahead on a collision course with his ship. He sends a signal: "Change your course ten degrees east." The light signals back: "Change yours, ten degres west." Angry, the captain sends: "I'm a Navy captain! Change your course, sir!" "I'm a seaman, second class," comes the reply. "Change your course, sir." Now the captain is furious. "I'm a battleship! I'm not changing course!" There's one last reply. "I'm a lighthouse. Your call."

One night my mother in law came to our home. In the middle of the night suddenly I was awakened by a horrible sound from WC. She farted. I was so angry that shouted and said: "Your food is under your feet and your weapons are complete get out and go to fight with ISIS!"

Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.

Q: What's faster then a black guy running down the street with your TV? A: His brother behind him with the VCR.

Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.

Chuk Norris was only twice angry, and those times are known as WWI and WWII.

Elderly Man: "Father, during the war I allowed a Jewish refugee to live in my attic." Priest: "I do not see anything wrong with that. You helped a poor soul survive the war." Elderly Man: "I collected rent from him for every month that he stayed." Priest: "That's not a good thing you did, but it was for a good cause. You helped him survive." Elderly Man: "Should I tell him the war is over?"

What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!