Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: What do you call a white guy who needs to go somewhere across town but does not own an automobile? A: A taxi.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer? It's not there...
Q: What are three things you can't give a black person? A: A black eye, a fat lip and a job.
Before Chuck Norris can register as a soldier, all wars suddenly end.
How does an octopus go to war? Well-armed.
The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
What did Abe Lincoln say after a 3 day drunk? "I set WHO free?"
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.