Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Chuck Norris lit a match and ended the Cold War.
Chuck Norris has a lot to contribute to the Third World... War.
Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
In an attempt to end WWII, President Harry Truman had Chuck Norris parachuted into Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Sept. 2, 1945, the Japanese surrendered.
Q: What is it called when a black women is in labour? A: Constipation