Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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There was this General-in-training, and his superiors were asking him questions
“What happened on June 6, 1944?”
“We stormed the beach at Normandy, which later became known as D-Day, sir!”
“What was the turning point of world war 2?”
“Battle of the bulge, sir!”
“What’s is the importance of May 12″ The Man thought and thought “I don’t know, sir!”
The superior then said “Well, I’ll tell your wife that you forgot her birthday.”
What is the best job in a country which is war-prone?
"Foreign ambassador."
What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers?
In trouble.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers?
Coach.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers?
Prison Warden.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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