Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war? Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
Q: Why do Soviet soldiers always miss? A: They have terrible Marxmanship.
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Chuck Norris flew boats in the Vietnam War.
On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight." The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again." A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?" "This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
During the Vietnam War, Chuck Norris allowed himself to be captured. For torture, they made him eat his own entrails. He asked for seconds.
Q: What do you call a cremated black person? A: 100% cocoa powder.
My mother in law's farts are so horrible that I can rent her to governments for using instead of chemical weapons for destroying their enemies!
Two Generals were preparing for battle. The first General calls his aide and says "Bring me my red uniform!" The other General asks why he would wear a red uniform. The first General explains that if he gets wounded then his soldiers won't see the blood and lose their courage. The other General thinks about this, then calls to his aide "Bring me my brown uniform!"