Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Q: How come so black people died during the war?
A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
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A: So they can see the battlefield.
Yo mamas so fat that she fought a war with her own farts.
When Chuck Norris played the card game War with a friend, France surrendered.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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On a Roman warship, the galley boss looked over his slaves and shouted, "Today I have good news. All of you are getting extra food tonight."
The slaves all looked at him in silence, except one decrepit old man in the back, who moaned, "Oh God, no, not again."
A new slave next to him asked, "Why are you moaning?"
"This only happens when the Captain's nephew wants to water ski."
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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This old guy goes into a church in a small town in the hills of Italy and asks the priest to hear his confession.
The priest listens and then asks, "Is there anything else?"
The old guy says, "During the war, when I was young, a beautiful Germam girl came to my farm after escaping and asked me if I would hide her. I told her I would if she provided me with sexual favors."
The priest replies, "Don't worry about it. It was wartime and you both were under a lot of pressure."
The old guy says, "Does that mean that I have to tell her that the war is over?"
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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