What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China.
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A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do you do with a bachelor who thinks he's God's gift to women?
Exchange him.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom?
A: Society!
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: What does pontiac stand for?
A: Poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac.
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