How do they name Chinese baby's? They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house? A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
God made each and everyone of us until he got to China. Copy paste...copy paste...
What the number one crime in asia? Identity theft.
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on? Asian girl's ass.
What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner? He hit his nose.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.