Joke #1691

What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
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I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
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Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral? A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
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An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest. He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about. "Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks. The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father." "I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal." "Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many." The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards." The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!" The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
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What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
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