What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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Q: What's faster than the speed of light?
A: A jew passing Germany.
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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
Where is the best place to hide a nigger's food stamps?
Under his work boots.
Your mama's so stupid when she saw a bus with lots of white kids in it she said stop that Twinkie.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Q: What word starts with "N" and ends with "R" that you never want to call a black person?
A: Neighbour.
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
Q: Why did the Asian cross the road?
A: Because he had no car!