What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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My uncle was a racist piano player, all his work sounded awful because he skipped all the black keys.
What's the flattest surface you can iron your clothes on?
Asian girl's ass.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Why did the Mexican take Xanax?
For hispanic attacks.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado?
They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
How do you hide a nigger in a coal shed?
Kick his teeth in.
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