What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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Why'd the Mexican army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?
There was only two vans.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a canoe?
The canoe is floating!
Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican.
The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane."
The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country".
The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"
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