What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
What do you call a school bus full of black people? A rotten banana.
When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving? "The cop!"
What do you call a mexican who's lost his car? Carlos.
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Did you hear about Ku Klux Kineivals latest stunt? He is going to try to jump 50 niggers with a steam roller.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.