What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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How do they name Chinese baby's?
They throw silverware down the stairs until they hear something they like.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car?
A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
Q: What do you call a violent minority?
A: A thug.
Q: What do you call a violent white guy?
A: Officer.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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Whats the only thing darker than a black man?
His Future.
What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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