Joke #1691

What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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Chuck Norris and Hitler were sitting in a cafe. Chuck said, "I don't like the juice." Hitler heard him wrong.
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Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
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Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
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What’s black on the outside and green on the inside? A nigger that just ate some spinach.
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Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
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There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
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You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
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