What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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A: His owner!
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A: His brother behind him with the VCR.
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A: A firecracker.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
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