What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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Q: What happens when a black girl gets pregnant?
A: Her nigga runs away.
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Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas?
A: So they'll have something to unwrap.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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100 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
10,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
100,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
1,000,000,000 black people on the moon. That's a problem.
All of the black people on the moon. Problem solved.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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What do you call a black person thats light? Michal jackson
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How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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