What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.
How do you hide your money from a mexican?
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare? A daycare knows when it has children.
A black guys is walking through the woods, he starts to hear a sounds. It goes ching chong wu. So he starts to walk to wear he heard the sound. Soon enough he comes across a Chinese guy and a river. The black guy ask was that noise. The Chinese guy say, every time I throw a quarter in this river it tells me a name of an old relative. See watch, Chinese guy throws a quarter, ching chong chun. The black guy says let me try. He throws a quarter in and the river says, chimpanzee.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
Q: Why were wheelbarrows invented? A: To teach blacks how to walk on two legs.
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.