What do you call a mexican having a shower?
A miracle.
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A: Because they go nigarrr.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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What's the difference between John Wayne and Jack Daniels?
Jack Daniels is still killing Indians.
Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
A US Border Patrol Agent catches an illegal alien in the bushes right by the border fence, he pulls him out and says "Sorry, you know the law, you've got to go back across the border right now."
The Mexican man pleads with them, "No, noooo Senor, I must stay in de USA! Pleeeze!"
The Border Patrol Agent thinks to himself, I'm going to make it hard for him and says "Ok, I'll let you stay if you can use three english words in a sentence.
The three words are 'green,' 'pink,' and 'yellow.'"
The Mexican man thinks , then says, "Hmmm, okay.
The phone, it went green, green, green.
I pink it up and sez yellow?"
An Indian and an African walk into a bar...
Just jokin'.
It's just two liberal white women.
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Q: Why can't 2 Asians make a white baby?
A: Because 2 Wongs don't make a white.
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
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