Joke #1691

What do you call a mexican having a shower? A miracle.
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I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."
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What happens to black people after they die? Nigger Mortis.
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Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
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How come niggers don’t drive convertible cars? Because they’re lips would wave on the wind and stick on their faces.
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Q: Why do white people scare black people? A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Q:What's black on top of white? A: Rape Q:What's white on top of black? A: Society
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Q: What do you call a black light? A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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