American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
There is a nigger and a Mexican in a car. Who is driving? Nethier, the cop is.
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How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers? He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian? A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
Q: How does every black joke start? A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
What do you say when you see your TV floating in the dark? "Drop it nigger!"
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.