Joke #4817

American tourist in Moscow found himself needing to get rid of a large supply of garbage from his recent stay at an apartment. After a long search, he just couldn't find any place to discard of it. So, he just went down one of the side streets to dump it there. Yet, he was stopped by a Moscow police officer, who said, "Hey you, what are you doing?" "I have to throw this away," replied the tourist. "You can't throw it away here. Look, follow me," the policeman offered. The police officer led him to a beautiful garden with lots of grass, pretty flowers, and manicured hedges. "Here," said the cop, "dump all the garbage you want." The American shrugs, opens up the large bags of garbage, and dumps them right on the flowers. "Thanks for giving me a place to dump this stuff. This is very nice of you. Is this Russian courtesy?" asked the tourist. "No. This is the American Embassy."

Why is life like a box of fruit? Because when they go bad, they go black!

An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.

What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.

Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.

What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.

Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.

White owl: who who. Black owl: who dat who dat.

Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump

I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine." But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.

Black man says to siri: "Take me home" Siri replies: "Taking you the quickest route to jail."