A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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A rotten banana.
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
What do you call a black guy in a suit?...
Guilty.
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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