A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa.
We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames?
A: A fire cracker.
Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
How do you fry a Mexican?
You turn on the fence.
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
What do you call 1/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 1/2 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call 3/4 of the black population on the moon?
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what do you call all of the blacks on the moon?
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea?
A good start.
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