A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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What’s black on the outside and green on the inside?
A nigger that just ate some spinach.
What do you call a nigger with a regular job, who doesn’t drive a lowrider, sleeps in the same bed every night, doesn’t collect welfare, and doesn’t rape White women?
An inmate.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand?
A: Quatro Sinko.
Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico?
A: The person who gets the penny.
Why are asian people bad at driving?
Because they can't see.
Why do pill bottles have cotton buds in the top of them?
To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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