A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Why are niggers like sperm?
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A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job.
The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit."
The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?"
He got the job.
A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school...
Teacher: "Whats your name?"
Boy: "Nadir"
Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today."
Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?"
Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny."
Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised...
Teacher: "What happened Johnny?"
Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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Q: What is a Jews biggest dilemma?
A: Free Pork.
Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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A black guy and his black girlfriend are in a car. Who's driving?
"The cop!"
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