A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Q: How do you know your black neighbor has moved?
A: The new neighbor has car insurance.
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I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart.
But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Just Juan.
What do spongebob and an asian have in common?
They're both yellow and cant drive.
A Jewish man is walking on the beach when he discovers a bottle containing genie.
He rubs it and a genie comes out, promises to grant him one wish.
He says, "Peace in the Middle east, that's my wish."
The genie looks concerned, then says "No, I'm sorry, that's just not possible.
Some things just can't be changed.
Do you have another wish?"
The guys says 'Well...for my whole life I've never receievd oral sex from my wife.
That would be my wish."
The genie pauses for another moment and then says "How would you define peace?"
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a elevator?
A: The elevator can raise a child.
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Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower.
The other 2% have never been to prison.
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