A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Rappers are like the pens at the bank.
They all have chains on them, and don't write very well.
Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home?
1st kid says, "A computer."
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful"
2nd kid says "A new lawn mower."
Teacher replies with a similar response...
Little Johnny pops up and says, "At my house we don"t need anything."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something...
Little Johnny replies, "Nope, i'm sure of it. Whenever my sister started going out with a NIGGER, i remember my dad saying, "Well, thats the last f*cking thing we need."
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What do the KKK and Nike have in common?
They both make a nigga run faster.
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Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
What does a Jew get when he walks into a wall with a boner?
A broken nose.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes.
When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?"
God responds, "You are what you are"
The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question.
One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes"
The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"