A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Q: What happens when you put your hand in a bag of jelly beans?
A: The black one takes your watch.
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans?
Throw a peso over a cliff.
How do you kill 10,000 more?
Tell them nobody got it.
Q: What do you call an African American documentary?
A: Planet of the Apes.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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Q: What do you call a black light?
A: A mixed person that shines too bright.
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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