A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball? A: Ping-Pong
Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza. A: One comes out of the oven alive.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Why did the nigger walks into a bar? The cell door was still locked.
Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person? A: Bestiality.