A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
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Whats black on top and white on the bottom?
Rape.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100."
The one says to the other, "should we do it?"
The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?"
The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it."
So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out.
The friend says "well, did you get the money?"
He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling?
Because no one has told him he's black.
Q: How do you know if a Chinese tried to rob your house?
A: You get home and your maths homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later He is still trying to back out of your driveway.
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter?
A: They're easier to spot.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black?
Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: What did God say when he first made the black person?
A: Holly shit I have burned one.
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