Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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A: 100% cocoa powder.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
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A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline?
A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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