Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.
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Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
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What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women?
An inmate.
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What does a nigress and an ice hockey player have in common?
They both change their pads after 3 periods.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy?
A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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I want me a big black girl...the type of woman that sits in the car and it looks like it's got tinted windows.
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Q: Why do niggers wear those big wide brim hats?
A: To keep the birds from shitting on their lips.
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