Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People?
Coco Puffs.
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Why do black people go to the Liberty Bell?
They heard there was some crack in it.
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In South Africa a nigger was walking with a parrot on his shoulder and on his way he meets with a white guy.
He is so cute!
Does he speak?
Asks the white guy.
I don’t know I just bought him!
Says the parrot.
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What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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What’s the difference between a pigeon and a nigger?
The pigeon is white and the nigger can’t fly!
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus?
I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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