Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill?
A: Backed up sewage.
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Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.
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Why do nigger's have nightmares?
Because the last one that had a dream got shot.
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Why do niggers stink?
So blind people can hate them too.
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Q: What happens when you cross a nigger with a Mexican?
A: A nigger that is to lazy to steal.
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Basketball is the perfect game for a black person.
All you do is run, shoot and steal.
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Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves?
A: Rasin Brand.
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What do you call one black on the moon? Problem.
What do you call ten blacks on the moon? Problems.
What do you call the entire black population on the moon? Problem solved.
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