Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Tyrone' s 1st day in the first grade he comes home crying. When his mother ask why he replays. "The teacher told us to say our abc' s and all the little white boys could say them and I could only get to e why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day Tyrone is crying again . "What's wrong today Tyrone" his mother ask. Tyrone said "teacher told us to count to 100 and all the little white boys did but I could only get to 10 why is that." Mom says "cause u black and they white." Next day he comes home smiling. "What happened today Tyrone?" Tyrone says mama "we went to the bathroom and my thing was biggest of all . Is that cause I'm black and they white." Mama says "no Tyrone it's cause u 17 and they 6."
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do? A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Q: Why do blacks have flat noses? A: That's where God put his foot when he pulled off their tails.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.
Q: What's long and hard on a blackman? A: The first grade.