Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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What's long and hard on a black guy?
Third grade.
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Q: How do you hide something from a Black Man?
A: Put it in a book.
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Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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How does a black woman know when she's pregnant?
When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
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Q: Why are black people so afraid of ghosts?
A: Because they are haunted by dead kkk members!
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A little boy asks his Mum "why am I black and you are white ?"
"Don't even ask," she replies "when I think back to that party... you are lucky that you not bark !"
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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