Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.
Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit? A: 9 months.
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny