Joke #1694

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.

A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy." When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children." "Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman. "That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker. "Oh, den I uses the last names."

I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!

Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

Q: How do u know a black person has been in your house? A: Everything has gone.

Q: What is the most confusing day in Harlem? A: Father's Day.

Q: What do you get when you cross an alligator with a road runner? A: A 100 mph nigger eater.

What do you call two blacks on one bike? Organized crime!

Yo momma so black Batman came and said damn b*tch I thought I was the dark night.

Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.