Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
He thought he was melting.
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
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A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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A white guy walks into a bar and asked a black guy for a bl*w job.
The black guy beat him up and threw him out of the bar.
The bartender then asked, "What did he say to you?
The black guy responded I don't know all I heard is something about a job!!
What do you call four niggers, in a car, driving off a cliff?
A waste.
You could've fit two more in the trunk.
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If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
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There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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A Jamaican man bought a round of drinks for everyone in the bar, announcing that his wife had just given birth to "a typical Jamaican baby boy weighing 20 pounds."
Congratulations showered him from all around, and many exclamations of "Wow!" were heard.
A woman fainted due to sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, he returned to the bar.
The bartender said, "Say, you're the father of the Jamaican baby who weighed 20 pounds at birth.
How much does he weigh now?"
The proud father answered, "Fifteen pounds."
The bartender was puzzled.
"Why? What happened?
He weighed 20 pounds at birth?"
The Jamaican father took a slow sip from his Red Stripe beer, wiped his lips on his shirtsleeve, leaned into the bartender and said, "Had him circumcised."