Joke #1694

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.
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Leeroy is talking to his parents about his problems: "Mummy, whenever I try to play with the white boys and girls, they always call me a nigger - why is that? "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." "And mummy, why do the teachers shout at me and tell me to go away, but they are nice to the white boys and girls?" "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are black." Then Leroy grins and says "Well, whenever I'm in the shower with the white boys I notice that my penis is much bigger than their penises." "Well," replies his mum, "that's because you are 37."
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car. Who's driving? A cop!
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Q: Why dont blacks celibrate thanksgiving? A: KFC isnt open on holidays.
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
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Q: What does a black person have in common with a soda machine? A: They both don't work and always take your money.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!
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What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
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Q: Why do police dogs lick their balls? A: To get the taste of negro out of thier mouths
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