Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
What do you call a pool filled with Black People? Coco Puffs.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans. Everybody hates the black ones.
A black family of four, hears about a magical river that can turn them white if they swim across so they go and the dad and mom swim across, and they come out white, the daughter jumps in and swims across and she turn white, so the son trys to swim but the current takes him and the little girl goes up to dad and says, ‘daddy daddy Philip just got taken by the current' and the dad says, "Oh, forget that nigger."
Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
Q: Why cant stevie wonder read? A: Cuz hes black
What’s the difference between a dead skunk in the road and a dead black person in the road? There’s skid marks in front of the skunk.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
What do you call two niggers in a sleeping bag? Twix...
Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one? A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"