Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
Why don't black people pay rent? Because jail is free.
Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles? A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much. Black people are great! Everyone should own one!
Q: What do you call white people running down a hill? A: An avalanche. Q: What do you call Mexicans running down a hill? A: A mudslide. Q: What do you call black people running down a hill? A: A jail break.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
what do black people and bicycles have in common? They only work with a chain on.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
There was a tornado in my area the other day. The sky was so black; it took my bike.
Yesterday, I failed my biology exam. The question was: "Name something commonly found in cells." Apparently, Niggers wasn't the right answer.