Joke #1694

Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? He thought he was melting.
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Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What do you get when you mix a nigger and an octopus? I don't know, but it picks the hell out of cotton
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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What's black and red, wears high top Reeboks and cant go through a revolving door? A nigger with a spear through his head.
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Q: How do you start a riot in Mexico? A: You roll a penny
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