What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
What does a nigger do after sex? 25 years to life.
What do you call a black guy in a suit?... Guilty.
Q: Why is it jewish men won't go down on a woman? A: Too close to the gas chamber.
People can be so easy to read. Like if their face is red, they're embarrassed. Or if their skin is brown, they're about to commit a crime.
Q: Two black guys decide to jump off a building; who lands first? A: Who cares?
I walked out of the store and saw a car full of black people lock their car doors i felt pretty badass until i realized it was my car.
What do you call a nigger with no arms, and no legs? Trustworthy.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!
Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey. Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing. He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey. After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it." "Why?" asked the lady. He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."