What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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A Mexican, white guy, and a black guy all go to hell and the devil told them that if they can walk across his hand without burning in flames, then he will give them a second life on earth.
The white guy was really confident...first step, he caught a fire a disappeared.
The Mexican, nervously toke the first step and noticed that he wasn't dead, he took a couple more steps and disappeared.
The black guy started walking and made it all the way across without burning to flames.
Satan was shocked and asked him how he did it and the black guy replied "chocolate melts in your mouth not your hands"
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers?
Out dated farm equipment.
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What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man?
As much as you see with your eyes!
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The waitress asked how I would like my coffee.
I told her: "like my woman - hot and black".
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What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers?
Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
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Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
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Q: Why is there cotton in medicine bottles?
A: To remind the black people they were cotton pickers before they were drug dealers.
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What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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What do you do if you see your TV floating?
Say " DROP IT NIGGA".
What do you do if you see you refridgerator floating?
Run because that is one hell of a big black guy!
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