What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.
Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale? To get his stuff back.
What does it mean when a nigger climbs up into a tree? A nigger less on the earth. But when two niggers climb up into a tree? Two niggers less on the earth. But when tree niggers climb up into a tree? The branch breaks!
Q: Why do more niggers get hit by cars in the winter? A: They're easier to spot.
How do you stop a nigger from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Why are blacks afraid of lawn mowers? Because it goes run nigger nigger run.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
What’s the difference between a nigger and a car tire? The tire doesn’t sing when you put it chains!