What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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What do you do if you see a black man flopping around on the ground?
Stop laughing and reload.
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Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
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Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
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Why do black people have nice shoes and nice cars but not nice houses?
Because they haven't figured out how to steal houses yet!
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Chuck Norris can't be racist, because to him there are no people, just light and dark targets.
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There's a black and a Mexican in a car, who's driving?
The Cop
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car?
A: The cops.
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A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, “Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?”
The dad replies, “Why do you want to know, son?”
“Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!”
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Q: What's the difference between a black fairy tale and a white one?
A: White one starts like "once upon a time" Black one starts like " y'all muthaf*ckas gotta here dis"
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