What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Q: Why do blacks walk the way they do?
A: Because they spent the first 9 months of their lives dodging a coat hanger.
Vote:
Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican.
They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back.
We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head".
The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head.
The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams.
They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
Vote:
Joke has 61.88 % from 343 votes. More jokes about: black people, desert island, food, mexican, racist
Why were so many niggers killed in the Vietnam war?
Because when the sergeant said to "get down", they all got up and started dancing.
Vote:
How do you suffocate a nigger?
Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.
Vote:
Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
Vote:
Joke has 39.97 % from 100 votes. More jokes about: black people, communication, mexican, racist, sport
How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
Vote:
What do you call a school bus full of black people?
A rotten banana.
Vote:
What do you call a black guy selling drugs?
A pharmacist.
Vote:
There was a black guy, white guy, and a Mexican on a ship.
The ship was sinking so the black guy said, "quick throw off anything we don't need."
The Mexican threw off tacos, the black guy thre off fried chicken and the white guy threw off the black guy and the Mexican.
Vote:
Joke has 50.63 % from 204 votes. More jokes about: black people, food, mexican, racist, white people
Friend: your racist me: i'm not racist because racisms a crime and crime is for black people.
Vote: