Joke #1222

What do you call a nigger in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
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What are the 3 things you cannot give a black guy? A fat lip, a black eye, or a job.
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What does it mean when you see a bunch of black men running in one direction? "A Jail break"
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Daughter: Dad, this guy told me the sweetest thing ever. Me: What's that hunny? Daughter: He said I had nice bumper lights, and a nice trunk. Me: Tell that niggie if he fills up your gas tank, I'll break his exhaust pipe, ya dig?
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What do you call a barn full of dead niggers? Out dated farm equipment.
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Q: Why dont blacks celebrate Thanksgiving? A: Because KFC isn't open on holidays.
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Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
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Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your tv starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people.
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A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
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