What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase?
Branch manager.
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What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman?
The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
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A: Coco puffs.
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A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Q: Why are white people called crackers.
A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
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A guy's walking along the beach and he finds a magic lamp.
He rubs it and two blonde genies come out.
They tell him they'll grant him any three wishes he wants.
So he makes his wishes...
he wakes up in bed with 50 of the most beautiful women he's ever seen and he'd just made love to all of them.
Then he walks outta the bed and opens a treasure chest filled with more money than you could ever imagine...
then two KKK members come riding in on horses, throw a noose over a tree and hang him...
The KKK members take off their masks and its the two blonde genies one of them says to the other:
"I can understand why he wanted to sleep with all the women, I know why he wanted a chest full of money...
but I can't figure out why the hell he would wanna be hung like a nigger..."
There's 1000 black guys and 1 white guy.
What do you call the white guy?
Warden.
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Q: Why does California have so many destructive earthquakes and Alabama has black people?
A: California got first pick.
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If I had a dollar every time I made a racist joke a nigger would rob me.
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A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office.
Under "Number of children," she wrote "10," and where it said "List names of children," she wrote "Leroy."
When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: "Now here where it says "List names of children," you're supposed to write the names of each one of your children."
"Dey all named Leroy," said the black woman.
"That's very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?" asked the welfare worker.
"Oh, den I uses the last names."
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Q: How long does it take a black lady to shit?
A: About 9 months.
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What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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