What do you call a black guy in a tree with a briefcase? Branch manager.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia? Throw a piece of bread off a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them it still has not been eaten.
A black guy was walking naked on the beach at the nudists. He's got tattooed on his dick his wife's name WENDY. Suddenly he sees a white guy with something written on his dick and asks him: You have written your wife name too? No, I'm responsible for the tourists. So when my dick is on erection it reads:"WELCOME TO MIAMI BEACH. HAVE A NICE DAY!"
What's the difference between a dead dog in the road and a dead nigga in the road? The dead dog has skid marks in front of it.
Q: How come so black people died during the war? A: Because when the captain yelled "Get down" they all got up and danced.
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
What’s the difference between a nigger and a white man? As much as you see with your eyes!
A black man takes a girl home from a nightclub. She says "Show me it's true what they say about black men". So he stabs her and takes her purse.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"