What's the definition of a poofter?
A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
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The best thing after an intensive argument is the peace-sex.
But I hate when I argue with my father-in-law.
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Q: What do gay guys have in common with bungee jumpers?
A: If the rubber breaks, they're in deep shit!
Did you hear about the homosexual letter?
Only came in male boxes.
A man asks a guy if he likes fishdicks, the stupid guy answers like this because he thinks that he said fishsticks so he says,
"Yes, I Love them."
Then the man asks him again and says "Do you like having them in your mouth?"
Then the stupid Guy answears like this "Yes I like them in my mouth says the stupid guy confused"
Then the man says "What are you, a gayfish?"
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Q: How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: None because they screw each other the dirty fucks.
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How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
There were two guys at a gym Dan and Mike who hit the showers after a hard morning workout.
Dan said to Mike "Hey! Have you heard? That there is a gay guy at our gym today."
The Mike looking really curious and replies "Oh? Who do you think he is?"
Dan looks at Mike from mid-section to eye level and, says "Let me give you a kiss first before I tell you who."
One day a Jew was giving an Asian a blowjob, then, the Asian said do you have homework.
The Jew said no and they continued the blowjob.
Adam was waiting outside for a long time before he decided to walk in.
He walked in to find the Jew getting it up the bum.
Adam decided he wanted to get some action too, so he walked up and took a swing at the Asian.
The Asian died and then the Jew yelled Aluakbah and bombed everyone.
Note: they were all boys.
Do you know how to play gay poker?
Queens are wild and straights don’t count.