What's the definition of a poofter?
A bloke who enlarges the circle of his friends!
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So, a gay man goes to church one Sunday.
As the offering basket is passed, he drops in a big wad of bills.
When the basket gets back to the minister, he notices the wad of money and announces: "Someone here was very generous in the offering today. I would like to ask the person who gave this large amount of money to please stand."
The gay man stood up.
The minister continued, "Well, sir, we certainly do appreciate your generosity.
And to show our appreciation, I'm going to let you select your three favorite hymns."
"Okay," the gay man replied, "I'll take him, him and him!"
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Four men got together at a reunion.
All of them had sons and they started discussing them.
The first man said his son was doing so well, he now owned a factory, manufacturing furniture.
Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a whole house full of brand new furniture.
The second man said his son was doing just as well.
He was a manager at a car sales firm.
Why, just the other day he gave his best friend a Ferrari.
The third man said his was doing well too.
He was a manager at a bank.
Why,just the other day he gave his best friend a the money to buy a house.
The fourth man just shook his head. He said his son was gay and hadn't amounted to much.
But he must be doing something right because,just the other day he was given a house, furniture and a Ferrari by his friends!
Q: What do a gay and a garbage truck have in common?
A: Both take it in the rear.
How can you tell if your house was built by lesbian carpenters?
All tongue-in-groove, with no studs.
What do you call a truck full of dildos?
Toys for Twats.
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Chuck Norris can use a Shake Weight without looking gay.
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Q:How do you know when you are at a gay picnic?
A:When all the hot dogs taste like shit!
Son: Dad, what does 'gay' means?
Father: It means 'to be happy'.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
Q: How can you tell if you're in a gay church?
A: Only half the congregation is kneeling.
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