Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
How can you tell which rabbits are the oldest in a group? Look for gray hares.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.
What's a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud.
Are you a shark? Cause I've got some swimmers for you to swallow.
A cow and a horse were galloping around a curve opposite to. They landed in each other. Who was wrong? The cow, it didn't blow its horn.
What's a rabbits favorite movie? Rabbits of the Lost Ark.
"I can't decide whether to buy a bicycle or a cow for my farm." "Well, wouldn't you look silly riding a cow?" "I d look a darn sight sillier trying to milk a bicycle!"
What gives milk and has a horn? A milk tank.
A police officer sees a man driving around with a pickup truck full of penguins. He pulls the guy over and says: “You can’t drive around with penguins in this town! Take them to the zoo immediately.” The guy says OK, and drives away. The next day, the officer sees the guy still driving around with the truck full of penguins, and they’re all wearing sun glasses. He pulls the guy over and demands: “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo yesterday?” The guy replies: “I did . . . today I’m taking them to the beach!”