Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
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Tentacles.
It's call a Chuck Steak because Chuck just kicked that cow's butt.
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Bill Clinton and his driver were cruising along a country road one evening when a pig ran in front of the car.
The driver tried to avoid it but couldn’t.
The pig was killed.
The President told his driver to go up to the farmhouse and explain to the owners what happened.
About an hour later the driver staggers back to the car with his clothes in total disarray.
He was holding a bottle of wine in one hand, a cigar in the other and smiling happily.
“What happened?” asked the President.
“Well,” the driver replied “the Farmer gave me the wine, his wife gave me the cigar, and their beautiful daughter made mad passionate love to me.”
“My God, what did you tell them?” asked the President.
The driver replied: “I’m Bill Clinton’s driver, and I just killed the pig.”
Chuck Norris can stick his hand inside a rabbit's mouth and pull out a HAT!
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How are black people and wolves similar?
They both fight in packs.
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Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
If we were both squirrels, would you let me bust a nut in your hole?
When a bull wants to listen to a cassette, what does he put on his head?
Steer phones.
What's green green green green green?
A frog rolling down a hill.