Joke #1741

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
Vote:
has 45.48 % from 49 votes. More jokes about: animal

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?" Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor." Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?" Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."
Vote:
has 77.49 % from 107 votes. More jokes about: animal, doctor, health, hospital, life
What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn? A Moles Royce.
Vote:
has 56.86 % from 14 votes. More jokes about: animal
What happened when the shark became famous? He tured into a starfish.
Vote:
has 55.34 % from 22 votes. More jokes about: animal
A big city doctor visits an Indian tribe full of men, he asks "How do you guys relieve your sexual tension?" "Simple, just come down to the river tomorrow and we'll show you." The next day the doctor shows up and sees a group of men near a donkey. One man says "Since you're our guest you get to go first." The doctor not wanting to go against custom starts to kiss, then proceeds to have sex with the donkey. Then a man in the group asks "Are you almost done Doc?" "We need the donkey to cross the river in order to get to the tribe of women."
Vote:
has 81.47 % from 2145 votes. More jokes about: animal, dirty, doctor, sex, women
What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies.
Vote:
has 59.75 % from 31 votes. More jokes about: animal
Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: Doesn't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
Vote:
has 61.18 % from 174 votes. More jokes about: animal
Why did the frog cross the street? Because the chicken crossed the road.
Vote:
has 12.61 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: animal
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath? A little bear.
Vote:
has 60.16 % from 12 votes. More jokes about: animal
What do you get if you cross a longhorn with a knight? Sir Loin.
Vote:
has 42.25 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: animal
A young couple is out for a romantic Valentine's Day walk along a country lane. They walk hand in hand and as they stroll, the lad's lustful desire rises to a peak. He is just about to get frisky when she says, "I hope you don't mind, but I really do need to take a piss." Slightly taken aback by this vulgarity, he suggests she go behind a nearby hedge. She nods in agreement and disappears behind the shrubbery. As he waits, he can hear the sound of her tight panties rolling down her long legs and imagines what is being exposed. Unable to contain his animal thoughts a moment longer, he reaches through a gap in the foliage, and his hand touches her leg. He quickly brings his hand further up her thigh until suddenly, and with great astonishment, he finds himself gripping a long, thick appendage that's hanging between her legs. He shouts in horror, "My God, Claudette, I had no idea you were actually a man!" "No, you don't understand!" she replies. "I changed my mind, I'm taking a crap instead."
Vote:
has 72.77 % from 138 votes. More jokes about: animal, couple, disgusting, god, Valentines day