Joke #1741

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer.
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Look over there! Said the frightened skunk to his pal. "There's a human with a gun, and he's getting closer and closer! What are we going to do?" To which the second skink calmly replied, "Let us spray ."
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When is a lion not a lion? When he turns into his cage.
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Why don't cows ever have any money? Because the farmers milk them dry.
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Two crocks rest on the basin of a zoo talking: Yesterday, the caretaker cursed me, said the older one. What did you do? Asks the other. - I’ve swallowed him...
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What did the male squirrel say when the female attacked him... Get away from my nuts.
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Some say Chuck once sneezed a rhino inside out.
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If you had a gun and you were being chased by a bull and a mountain lion, which one would you shoot first? The mountain lion. You can always shoot the bull.
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Chuck Norris invented the Giraffe when he roundhouse kicked a spotted Horse in the chin.
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Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
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