Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest?
A: An Investigator
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"Name?"
"Abdul Aziz."
"Sex?"
"Three to five times a day."
"No, no... I mean male or female?"
"Yes, male, female, sometimes camel."
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"Yes, cow, sheep, animals in general."
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"Horse style, doggy style, any style!"
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