Joke #1741

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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Two cows were chatting over the fence between their fields. The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."  The other cow replied, "Hell, I ain't worried, it won't affect us ducks."
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Customer: "Waiter, there’s a fly swimming in my soup." Waiter: "So what do you expect me to do, call a lifeguard?"
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Some people like to eat frogs' legs. Chuck Norris likes to eat lizard legs. Hence, snakes.
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