Joke #1741

Q: What do you call an alligator in a vest? A: An Investigator
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A dog with three legs walks into a Wild West bar and says, ‘I’m looking for the man who shot my paw.’
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A man has his car full of penguins. He drives past a policeman, but the policeman stops him. He says. "Hey, you! Yeah, you! You should take those penguins to the zoo!" The man does that. The next day in the same spot, the man still has the penguins. Once again he drives past the policeman. "Hey, I thought I told you to take those penguins to the zoo!" "I did," replies the man. "We had so much fun that were going to the beach today!"
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Q: Why can't black kids play in the the sandbox? A: Because the cats keep covering them up.
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How do you know when you re eating rabbit stew? When it has hares in it.
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Q: Why don't they let Blondes swim in the ocean? A: Because they can't get the smell out of the tuna.
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Sharks watch Chuck Norris week.
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Go to your back door and look for the dog. If the dog is at the door and he is wet, it's probably raining. But if the dog is standing there really soaking wet, it is probably raining really hard. If the dog's fur looks like it's been rubbed the wrong way, it's probably windy. If the dog has snow on his back, it's probably snowing. Of course, to be able to tell the weather like this, you have to leave the dog outside all the time, especially if you expect bad weather. Yours sincerely,  The CAT
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A blind man was describing his favorite sport - parachuting. When asked how this was accomplished, he said that things were all done for him: "I am placed in the door and told when to jump. My hand is placed on my release ring for me, and out I go." "But how do you know when you are going to land?" he was asked. "I have a very keen sense of smell and I can smell the trees and grass when I am 300 feet from the ground," he answered. But how do you know when to lift your legs for the final arrival on the ground?" he was again asked. He quickly answered "Oh, the dog's leash goes slack."
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What do you call an easy-going rabbit? Hoppy-go-lucky.
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