Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and sheep?
A wooly jumper.
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em."
What's a cow's favorite moosical note?
Beef-flat!
The little snail begs for his mother:
Mother, please let me pass the rail road!
Thunder dear, not now.
In five hours the train passes.
Although cats are rather delicate creatures and they are subject to a good many ailments, I never heard of one who suffered from insomnia.
Q: What do dogs do after they finish obedience school?
A: They get their masters.
What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
Chuck Norris doesn't play dead for bears, bears play dead for Chuck Norris.
Vote:
Mohan (to the doctor): "Doctor, can you diagnose my Illness?"
Doctor: "Your eyesight seems to be poor."
Mohan: "How did you come to that conclusion?"
Doctor: "You seemed to have missed noticing the sign, hung outside. This is a veterinary hospital."