Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
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A Koala and a Prostitiute had just finished having sex, so the Prostitute said, "
All right, now give me my money!"
The Koala replied, "
Money, what for?" "
What for?", the Prostitute growled,
"Look up Prostitute in the dictionary and read what it says."
So the Koala looked up prostitute in the dictionary.
It said, "Prostitute- A woman who is paid to have sex."
" Okay," said the Koala, " now you look up Koala in the dictionary, and read what it says."
So the Prostitute looked up Koala in the dictionary.
It said, "Koala- A furry animal who eats bush, then leaves."
How did the farmer find his lost cow?
He tractor down.
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere?
Yak the Ripper.
What happened to the cannibal lion?
He had to swallow his pride!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Why did the spider buy a car?
So he could take it out for a spin!
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
faces like yours
belong in a zoo.
Don't worry I'll be there too,
not in the cage,
but laughing at you.
What are cat-erpillars afraid of?
Dog-erpillars.
Imagine being completely naked in room full of people who speak a different language and everyone wants to touch you...
This is life of a dog.
You can lead a horse to water, but Chuck Norris can make it drink.
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