Q: What do you get when 100 rabbits stand in a row and 99 take a step back?
A: A receding hare line.
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Q: What is the difference between a mouse and a dick?
A: No difference. Both are searching a hole.
What should a rabbit use to keep his fur neat?
A harebrush.
Q: What do you call a cow that's had an abortion?
A: De-calf-i-nated.
Animal testing is a terrible idea;
they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.
One goldfish to his tankmate: "If there's no God, who changes the water?"
What do you do when two snails have a fight?
Leave them to slug it out.
"Waiter, what is this hare doing in my salad?"
"I believe he's eating your lettuce."
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat.
He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft.
Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,"Are there any gators around here?!"
"Naw," the man hollered back, "they ain't been around for years!"
"Feeling safe, the tourist started swimming leisurely toward the shore.
About halfway there he asked the guy,"How'd you get rid of the gators?"
"We didn't do nothin'," the beachcomber said.
"The sharks got 'em."
Sharks are not living on the sea because they can't breath on continent.
They live on a sea, because Chuck Norris doesn't.
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