What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
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What did the frog say to the fly?
You are really starting to bug me!
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They go sharkers.
A Bosnian catches a goldfish.
The goldfish says: "Let me go and I will grant you one wish."
The Bosnian says: "No way, I'll take you to the pawn shop – gold is gold."
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A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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Once Odhiambo a dark kenyan man was travelling to london by air sitting next to a white lady with his pet monkey.
Oodhiambo stood up and went to the washrooms and when he came back he found his bunch of bananas missing.
He asked the white lady "Sorry your brother here ate them all" she said while patting the monkey.
After a while the lady got up and went to the washroom to come back and find his pet monkey dead
She inquired on the matter, Odhiambo camly replied "I killed it."
"Why?" asked the lady.
He replied "This is family matter it doesnt concern you."
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On the show Man v.s Wild, when they talk about the profesionals that Bear recieves help from, they are refering to Chuck Norris.
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What did the blonde call her pet zebra?
Spot.
Where did the bull carry his stock-market report?
In his beef case.
Why did Bossy slug Roy Rogers?
She heard he was a cowpuncher-