What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
Did you hear about the whale who couldn't keep a secret? He was a blubber mouth.
What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog? A tourist.
Sharks have a week dedicated to Chuck Norris.
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped. What's a tiger? A stri-ped.
The priest in a small Irish village loved the rooster and ten hens he kept in the hen house behind the church. One Sunday morning, before mass, he went to feed the birds and discovered that the cock was missing. He knew about cock fights in the village, so he questioned his parishioners in church. During mass, he asked the congregation, 'Has anybody got a cock? All the men stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock?' All the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen a cock that doesn' t belong to them?' Half the women stood up. 'No, no,' he said, 'that wasn't what I meant. Has anybody seen MY cock?' Sixteen altar boys, two priests and a goat stood up. The priest fainted.
What is a buttress? A female goat.
A dog goes into a job centre and asks for employment. ‘Wow, a talking dog,’ says the clerk. ‘With your talent I’m sure we can find you a job at the circus.’ ‘The circus?’ says the dog. ‘What does a circus want with a plumber?’
Q. What did the elephant say to the naked man? A. "How do you breathe through something so small?"
Why did the gray whale go on a diet? Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
So...I had this rabbit that died of heatstroke after a week and I didn't have a time to name it. So after it died and was on my lap the name came to me...I'll call it floppy!