What do you call a penguin in the desert?
Lost!
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How do you weigh a whale?
On Whale Weigh Scales.
Why did the gray whale go on a diet?
Because he wasn't a Fin whale.
One day little Johnny with his aunt went to a zoo.
Little Johnny pointed to a donkey that had a black and long erected penis more than 20 inches length.
So he asked his aunt what was that.
His aunt responded: "That is nothing"
On the other month when he with his mother went to the zoo accidentally they met the same donkey with his long dick.
Johnny pointing to it said to his mother: "Mommi my aunt told me that it was nothing."
His mother laughed and said: "My dear it is nothing for your aunt!"
There where two snakes talking.
The 1st one said 'Sidney, are we the type of snakes who wrap ourselves around our prey and squeeze and crush until they're dead?
Or are we the type of snake who ambush our prey and bite them and they are poisioned?'.
Then the second Snake says "Why do you ask?"
The 1st one replies: "I just bit my lip!"
What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?
Whale of fortune.
What do you get when you try to cross a pit bull with a computer?
A lot of bites.
How do you make a small fortune out of horses?
Start off with a large fortune!
Why was the racehorse names Strawberry Ice?
He was a sherbet!
Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog, Skipper, had recently died.
"You know," Mom said, "it's not so bad.
Skipper's probably up in Heaven right now, having a grand old time with God."
Susie stopped crying and asked, "What would God want with a dead dog?"