Joke #6690

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Lost!
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Chuck Norris eats beef jerky and craps gunpowder. Then, he uses that gunpowder to make a bullet, which he uses to kill a cow and make more beef jerky. Some people refer to this as the "Circle of Life."
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Q: If a horses foot covers 2 acres of land, what will his tail cover? A: His ass!
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