Joke #1754

Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?" A: "You can't tuna fish."
Vote: has 48.02 % from 32 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: fish, kids, music

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?" The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid." The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
Vote: has 84.33 % from 208 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: kids, music, women
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.
Vote: has 73.01 % from 114 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: black humor, celebrity, kids, music
A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.” To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
Vote: has 68.89 % from 57 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: church, god, kids, music
My 3-year-old granddaughter, Sydney, told my husband, Ted, and me that she was going fishing with her dad. Ted asked if she was going to use worms. "No," she said. "I'm going to use a fishing pole."
Vote: has 68.45 % from 16 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, communication, fish, kids
Little Mathieu was digging in his garden a hole. The next door neighbor saw him and asked; "Why are you digging the dirt Mathieu?" "My goldfish died, and I have to bury it." "Oh, I’m so sorry! But, isn’t that hole too big for a small goldfish?" "Indeed, it is! But my goldfish is inside your stupid cat!"
Vote: has 67.31 % from 54 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: cat, death, fish, kids, stupid
A young boy and his dad went out fishing one fine morning. After a few quiet hours out in the boat, the boy became curious about the world around him. He looked up at his dad and asked "How do fish breath under water?" His dad thought about it for a moment, then replied, "I really don’t know, son." The boy sat quietly from another moment, then turned back to his dad and asked, "How does our boat float on the water?" Once again his dad replied, "Don’t know, son." Pondering his thoughts again, a short while later, the boy asks "Why is the sky blue?" Again, his dad replied. "Don’t know, son." The inquisitive boy, worried he was annoying his father, asks this time "Dad, do you mind that I’m asking you all of these questions?" "Of course not son." replied his dad, "How else are you ever going to learn anything?"
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: dad, fish, kids
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Vote: has 58.75 % from 18 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: age, celebrity, kids, life, music
Q: How do you make a tissue dance? A: Put a little boogey in it!
Vote: has 46.28 % from 54 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: kids, music
What band is a cow favorite? Moody Blues.
Vote: has 56.86 % from 14 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: animal, music
Two guys are fishing when one of them catches a fish. He brings it in the boat and as he cuts it open to clean it, a genie pops out and says, "Thanks for freeing me. I will grant you one wish." The fisherman looks around and says, "Well, we are almost out of beer, how about you turn this whole damn lake into beer". *POOF* the genie grants his wish and leaves. His partner slaps him on the chest and says, "What the hell did you do that for, now we have to piss in the boat!!"
Vote: has 55.71 % from 25 votes. Send joke:
More jokes about: alcohol, beer, fish, genie