Q: How do you make a tissue dance?
A: Put a little boogey in it!
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At a dancing party a shy boy approached a girl and asked, "Will you dance with me, please?"
The arrogant girl says, "I don’t dance with a kid."
The taken back boy apologized, "I am sorry, I did not realize you were pregnant."
What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children.
You put groceries in the other.
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A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it.
She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy’s mind, sat him and said: “God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.”
To which the child responded, “Well, then is God Michael Jackson?”
Q: "What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?"
A: "You can't tuna fish."
Friendly reminder that Adele and Taylor Swift are the same age, yet one is pregnant and another stuck in middle school.
Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty five-year-olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them!
Come on guys, I think we are a little tough on pedophiles, they have a hard time fitting in.
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Chuck Norris never wet his bed as a child.
The bed went itself out of fear.
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Knock Knock!
Who's There?
Figs
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it's broken!
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